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  • pl4y4h - October 22, 2013 1:26 p.m.

    The Cream and Badguy ones had me dying
  • liadz - April 29, 2014 10:25 a.m.

    Had to use all my strenght so I wouldn't spill coffee all over my monitor with the rabbit one. Couldn't escape looking like an idiot at my lab though.
  • Darkhawk - October 22, 2013 11:43 a.m.

    On another note, it's always driven me crazy that Luigi's evil twin is WALuigi. It made sense with the Mario-invert-to-Wario switch, but simply adding "Wa" to the beginning of Luigi's name just doesn't work (in English, at least. I'm aware of the Wa- prefix significance in Japanese. It still sounds stupid.) Why couldn't it be JUigi?
  • austinconley - October 22, 2013 5:32 p.m.

    "Warui" is Japanese for bad. So Waruigi. It's actually really clever.
  • Eightboll812 - October 23, 2013 10:03 a.m.

    Because Juigi would be taken as a racial slur, and there was even a hint of something like a characteristic nose on Juigi, it would be taken as confirmed that it's anti-semitic.
  • Darkhawk - October 22, 2013 11:42 a.m.

    DASH RENDAR!! Woooot!
  • shawksta - October 22, 2013 10:02 a.m.

    This was awesome and glorious David quality. I love how the integrity of Phoenix Wrights was just staying the pattern most people go the names. Speaking of which, Ace Attorney Dual Destinies comes out...THIS WEEK!? AW SHIT THAT WAS FAST.
  • Swedish_Chef - October 22, 2013 9:57 a.m.

    Some that didn't make it on here. - Duke Nukem (Duke Nukem series) - Sgt Rex Power Colt (Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon) - Lo Wang (Shadow Warrior) - Mondo Zappa (Killer is Dead) - Sodom (Final Fight/Street Fighter Alpha series) - Poo (Earthbound) - Zaal'Koris vas Qwib Qwib (Mass Effect series) - Travis Touchdown and Henry Cooldown (No More Heroes series) - Guybrush Threepwood. (Monkey Island series) - Doom guy (Doom series) - Face McShooty and Mister Torgue Flexington (Borderlands 2) - Nah (Fire Emblem Awakening) - Bimmy. (Double Dragon 3/Neon) - Douglas Jay Falcon (F-Zero series) - Arcade Gannon (Fallout New Vegas) - SEGATA SANSHIRO
  • BladedFalcon - October 22, 2013 2:08 p.m.

    I dunno, even with the obvious pun and intent in it, I think Segata Sanshiro is a legitimately baddass name XD
  • Bloodstorm - October 22, 2013 5:07 p.m.

    You can't really include Sgt Rex 'Power' Colt, or any Borderlands characters. Blood Dragon was supposed to be stupid, that was the joke, and Borderlands is the same.
  • Eightboll812 - October 23, 2013 10:55 a.m.

    I think deliberate parody is excluded. The first three, at least, I know were meant to be taken tongue in cheek.
  • SlickSubs - October 22, 2013 9:53 a.m.

    How did Garcia Hotspur not make this list??
  • macrm32 - October 22, 2013 12:42 p.m.

    Garcia F*cking Hotspur, mind you. Also, no Solid Snake? That's about as porno as it gets... Except perhaps Naked Snake, but that's just not subtle at all.
  • Swedish_Chef - October 23, 2013 4:50 p.m.

    And in MGS5 Big Boss is called "Punished Snake".
  • macrm32 - October 24, 2013 5:51 a.m.

    Dude's been in a coma for 9 years, no wonder it's punished. Gotta make up for lost time, man :P
  • TheRickMoranis - October 22, 2013 9:51 a.m.

    Concrete Buildingstreet made me laugh out loud in my cubicle (sorry, boss. (Captain Boss?)). For the record, my porn star name would Rocky Beavers. No joke.
  • bebl09 - October 22, 2013 3:01 p.m.

    Now that is a porn star name if I've ever heard one.
  • Baz - October 22, 2013 8:43 a.m.

    mace griffin isn't too bad . it could have been much worse take these suggestions i spent too long thinking about. flail dragon, halberd draugr and my favourite lance unicorn.
  • winner2 - October 22, 2013 8:23 a.m.

    Ceaseless Discharge is so damn funny lol, I remember finding him by accident. Luckily there's an exploit to kill him.
  • ainokea - October 22, 2013 8:17 a.m.

    Uninitiated in military ranks? Are you fucking stupid? Why is this title stupid to give to John? It sounds like you are uninitiated in military ranks.

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