The weapons of Saints Row: The Third

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From mollusk launchers to marital aids, there's something to suit all tastes

Saints Row: The Third is not a shy and retiring game. It's all about huge explosions, shocking pink thongs and chainsaw killings. Want to see what we mean? Then step right this way. Oh, but even more so than yesterday, this video is NOT suitable for under-18s, so click away if you are. Don't be sad, you wouldn't have liked it anyway. Yeah, it's rubbish. No, seriously, you're not missing anything... *beckons in everyone else and closes the door*

Admittedly, if you're put off by the sight of tan lines, purple rubber batons (sure, that's what they are) and pixellated nudity then you're probably not going to like Saints Row: The Third. Everyone else - this is going to be right up your seedy back alley. So to speak.

Justin Towell
Justin Towell
Freelance Writer

Justin was a GamesRadar+ staffer for 10 years but is now a freelance writer, musician and videographer. He's big on retro, Sega and racing games (especially retro Sega racing games) and currently also writes for Play Magazine, Traxion.gg, PC Gamer and TopTenReviews, as well as running his own YouTube channel. Having learned to love all platforms equally after Sega left the hardware industry (sniff), his favourite games include Christmas NiGHTS into Dreams, Zelda BotW, Sea of Thieves, Sega Rally Championship and Treasure Island Dizzy.