Marvel Vs Capcom 3: Rage Quitter vs Honourless Bastard... FIGHT!

The game will keep an invisible stat which monitors your connection habits. If it notices you pulling the plug during online games, it will start marking your reputation down. No-one else will see it, but the utterly amazing outcome is this: Rage quitters will be matched up with other rage quitters, allowing everyone else to enjoy the game in peace. Amazing.

Above: This could actually teach idiots the errors of their ways. Oh, that text is photoshopped on by the way

All the system needs to do now is pit the verbally offensive 12-year-olds against the other verbally offensive 12-year-olds. Then it should be licensed out to all the other online games in the whole world, at which point we wouldofficially declare Capcom our most favouritest dev ever.

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Justin was a GamesRadar+ staffer for 10 years but is now a freelance writer, musician and videographer. He's big on retro, Sega and racing games (especially retro Sega racing games) and currently also writes for Play Magazine, Traxion.gg, PC Gamer and TopTenReviews, as well as running his own YouTube channel. Having learned to love all platforms equally after Sega left the hardware industry (sniff), his favourite games include Christmas NiGHTS into Dreams, Zelda BotW, Sea of Thieves, Sega Rally Championship and Treasure Island Dizzy.