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E3 2010: The worst screenshots from the show that you haven't seen yet

Gray Matter | 360, PC

She has a white pointy thing protruding from the general region of her sex organs. You may or may not find this amusing.

Now the white pointy thing protruding from the general region of her sex organs has the appearance of being erect. Depending on the sophistication of your humour, this may or may not make the image more amusing.

Lost in Shadow | Wii

Girders. Shadows. Little else.

Oops! Prank Party

Prank Party? Looks more like a completely WANK party to me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PokePark Wii: Pikachu's Adventure | Wii

If you use your imagination really hard, you may be able to convince your brain that little Pikachu is using Lapras' shell as a urinal. You may also imagine that dialogue is being exchanged between the two Pokemon, with Pikachu being amused and Lapras being not amused. If you can imagine all that, then you will have imagined your own caption to this image. Well done.

Splinter Cell | 3DS

I'm sure this looks incredible in 3D, but it loses a whole lot of something when it is reproduced without the benefit of being able to experience that extra dimension.

Warriors: Legends of Troy | 360, PS3

If you insist on skewering everyone with your big bloody pointy sword, eventually karma is going to bite you on the ass...

Wii Party | Wii

If you were sick of mind, you may see this as the male astronaut's comically elongated penis inserted into the anus of the female astronaut. Notice the wildly contrasting expressions - the woman displaying a look of pure joy, while the man has the puzzlement of Forrest Gump's cum face. No conclusions should be drawn from this frankly ludicrous analysis

The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings | PC

The back of a woman. Maybe if we play the game we'll get to see her from the front. And the front is where the boobs are.

June 22, 2010

I don't have the energy to really hate anything properly. Most things I think are OK or inoffensively average. I do love quite a lot of stuff as well, though.