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Quake Mistake
By Khalin
I drink Bawls all day to stay awake
So I can blast all my enemies away in Quake
After all these drinks I need to pee.
Need to think of something quick before my bladder explodes inside me.
Find an empty bottle and open it up
Let my golden liquid fill the cup.
I feel a sudden rush of ecstasy flow my veins.
I throw the bottle out of window but miss and hear a shatter and feel a slight rain.
But I couldn't be distracted because the match was almost over.
So I played with my own piss on my shoulder.
