The Top 7... WTF?! Endings
When cursing and confusion are your only reward
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MONSTER PARTY (1989)
The ending.
You defeat all the monsters. Awesome! But then a demon forces you to open a creepy box. Holy crap! But then a beautiful princess comes out of the box. Awesome!! But then the princess transforms into a hideous beast. Holy crap!! But then more monsters show up and maybe they came to save you? But then no, they came to melt your face and skin off instead. But then you wake up and it was all a dream and your mom's making you breakfast and you're gonna catch the school bus and everything's okay. AWESOME!!! But then that demon busts down your bedroom door and it wasn't a dream and it's all real and you're going to Hell... again. CRAP.
OH MY GOD, WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON HERE?!?!
Don't ask us! We've spent the past 18 years in therapy trying to forget we ever witnessed this child-hating, sleep-destroying psychological roller coaster. Our best explanation - the game was made in Japan. Plus, it was on the original NES, which kind of had a track record for this shit.
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