The Professionals - Swimming

Public swimming pools are often fun affairs, with people swimming fast and children doing slow-motion underwater kung fu in the shallow end. It’s a jolly affair, but while swimming coach and former international swimmer Merlin Batchelor stands on the ridged tiles next to the pool encouraging his protégés to kick their legs off, deep inside he’s angry - angry that his chosen passion has been so horribly treated by PC gaming for so very, very long. So much so, that he contacted us to finally put an end to the madness. So join us as we retrieve the plastic block of justice from the deep-end.