Splatterhouse has 20+ shades of blood and the world's most vulgar chair [VIDEO]

You don't.

The only way to truly understand the gore-soaked bloodfest that is Splatterhouse is to see it in motion and hear it described by the men (gods? monsters?) from whose twisted, gifted minds this game is clawing its way out into the world. So do that - provided you're old enough to handle it. Because this? This is some visceral, vulgar, absolutely unrestrainedbrutality, right here.