We totally understand why you'reasking those questions, too. You've probably never been in a hotel this classy, so we don't expect you to understand any more than a person who's never had Beluga orCristal would understand why they're the only things we eat and drink. Just realize that we don't stoop for anyone, dear reader. We may need to travel for work, but we only do so if there are first class accomodations like these available to us. It's the GamesRadar way.
Above: See? One of the walls has a picture of chubby cherubs on it, so only three walls are soul-suckingly bland and featureless. So there.
