Here's how s**tting on command will help you in Metal Gear Solid 5

Ice cubes melting in real time. Waiting for an old man to die. Hideo Kojima has long been gaming's greatest exponent of "weird little humdrum details that make almost no difference to most players but are nonetheless sort of rad". And here we have video evidence of his latest experiment in what I like to call mun-sanity - the ability to make D-Horse parp out waste on command in order to cause car crashes.

We also get a nice little look at a multi-Fulton opportunity, when Snake attaches one of his super-strength balloons to the car, taking two guards along with it - efficiency! Just make sure to clean those wheels before you go driving around Mother Base, yeah?

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