PC gamers have got to be getting tired of hearing about how great consoles are. It's been all "Mario this" and "Halo that" for ages. Here's a tip for this holiday: Whenever a console person starts dangling their whatever-they-think-is-cool in your face, just ask them if they've seen Crysis. Then, when they stammer out that their "cutting-edge" console can't handle retina-searing visuals like that until the game has been graphically dumbed-down quite a bit, point at them and laugh hysterically until tears start pouring out of both your eyes and theirs.
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