Course correction
Dear reader, are you sitting comfortably? Good, because this next sentence may well reduce you to a shuddering wreck. That's because machines - our modern day servants and someday overlords - have already gained their sentience. So uh, where are all the nukes then? Good question Sarah. As it turns out, this new menace, this A.I. gone mad, this 'Autocorrect' entity, is actually just as lazy, petty and plain unambitious as the rest of us. Phew
Mass Effect
Curse you Autocorrect! - The galaxy's top operative has gone rogue. Daren Arteries, in league with the devious Beth has allied himself with an ancient and powerful terror. Now the many races of the cosmos - Dalmatians, Hangars and Krishnas alike must all band together, uniting as one to thwart Daren's evil plan. Join the dashing young sacrifice Maiden Ale Ok, the beautiful but deadly Liars Raini, lovable grump Yes Not Wrexham, cosmic alcoholic Dr. Latin Chalets, and of course - everyone's favourite Turban - Garry's - for a rip-roaring galactic adventure ten trillion cyclical genocides in the making!
Metal Gear Solid 2
Curse you Autocorrect! - When a team of highly skilled terrorists captures the US President, rookie Agent Raider - along with his L'Oreal quality locks - is sent in to make the save. Unbeknownst to Raider, a second, independent set of rescuers is also present, led by the inimitable Iroquois Oilskin, and backed by his assistant - the ever blubbing Octagon. Raider and Oilskin cross paths with several of the terrorists, including demolitions expert Farman, and the seemingly immortal Camp, before joining forces to combat the group's leader - and yet another victim of the Les end ants terrible a project. But is this all just the work of the scheming All Ukulele group?
Final Fantasy X
Curse you Autocorrect! - Terror engulfs the world of Spurs. A monstrous being roams the land, laying waste to the peaceful settlements of Kilimanjaro and Shoes. It is said that only a powerful summoner can defeat the beast, a summoner like Tuna. Aided by a colourful cast of characters, including plucky lover Tidies, the gruff, no-nonsense Austin, eraser-headed goof Walks, blue Thundercat Kinship and energetic irritant Rolling - Tuna sets out on a pilgrimage of both epic and dangerous proportions. See the haunting forests of Macadamia, visit the spiritual sanctum of Guard Psalm, and expose the sordid truth about Devon. Your journey begins now!
Dragon Age: Origins
Curse you Autocorrect! - The realm has been betrayed. King Caiman is dead and the villainous Longhair Mac Tie rules in his place. With the world of The Dad now facing mounting demonic aggression players must put together a party of likeminded individuals with whom to restore order. Potential party mates include the troubled healer Wayne, the roguish assassin Zebras, the Elven mage Merrily and the swamp-dwelling sorcerer Nitrogen - daughter of Flamethrower. Together you will expunge The Dad of its Darkspawn scourge, braving the hellish mines of Organ Mar, the ruined village of Red Life, and the sprawling townships of Mothering and Demerit.
Mortal Kombat (selected series highlights)
Curse you Autocorrect! - The insatiable Shape Kahn has set his sights on Earth, and only a band of bruising heroes can possibly hope to stop him. Shape commands the combined might of York, Horsey, Notaries, and Harem - his minions corrupt the powerful Lin Juice and Shiraz Ryun clans, even former foes like Hanoi Hasashi and the Crayon Ancient No Jam have become mere slaves to his will, the latter becoming the ghoulish Noob Sailboat. Can the virtuous Raider and his army of misfit warriors possibly prevail? It's a fight to the death. This is Mortal Lombard! .
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Curse you Autocorrect! - The Mandala Rain wars are over, but the battle for the galaxy has only just begun. The Dark lord Farther Malarkey has returned, bringing with him an impossibly large army. His intentions? To crush all those who would oppose him, including the gifted commander Blastula. Now she must travel the length and breadth of the galaxy, buoyed on by her new companions - Mission Cap, Carry Obadiah, Joker Bindi, and Zeal Bar the Rookie - to locate several important artefacts and stop Malarkey for good. Visit the exotic worlds of Santo Pine and Maana, survive the harsh climates of Tattooing and Lash Yuk, witness the total annihilation of the planet Taurus. Your adventure begins now!
Pokemon
Curse you Autocorrect! - Welcome to the famed region of Man To, home to some of the world's most exotic and beautiful creatures ever to be forced into violent servitude. Begin your adventure at the local laboratory, where a fully-grown man has nought better to do than to hand out dangerous specimens to local teenagers. Choose between the earthy Bulb Assault, fiery Chairman Der and the water-loving Squirrel. Then clash with a well-funded terror network, boasting such high end captures as Kidding and Evans, not to mention a talking cat named Morpeth, because why the hell not at this point?
Ultra Street Fighter IV
Curse you Autocorrect! - It's time once again to decide the world's greatest warrior! Simply select your fighter and bash, crash and smash away! Choose from the bruising boxer Baldy, British vixen Gammy, Thighmaster spokeswoman Chin-like, Russian wrestler Scantier, Mexican sensation El Cheers, the dangerous doppelganger Decapod and many, many more!
The best of the rest
GLaDOS (Portal) - Gladys
Zidane (Final Fantasy IX) - Sudanese
Sephiroth (Final Fantasy VII) - Stepbrother
Marcus Fenix (Gears of War) - Marcus Genie
Mitsurugi (Soul Calibur) - Mitsubishi
Voldo (Soul Calibur) - Coldplay
Joe Higashi (King of Fighters) - Joe Hogwash I
Ezio Auditore - Exit auditors
