Forget Halo - Horsez is the best game ever

News
By published

Rabid consumers line up to defend their paltry pet games

And now for the dregs.

Not content to adopt animals, we moved on to babies. And then, for some reason, globetrotting pets.

-Imagine: Babyz-

EB Games says:

"The first simulation game focused on caring for babies."

They say:

"I've had my DS for almost two years and that's how long I have wanted a game that involves babies and caring for babies." - A Customer

Surely people have not been sitting around waiting for baby game...

"I had my nintendo ds for a while now and i have been ready for this moment." - Unknown

Ready for this moment? Wow. Well, they've both cared for a DS for a while, that's kind of like parenting, isn't it? The fact that their system is still running and they know how to type makes them more qualified to raise a baby than some parents.

EB Games says:

"Dress your pet with fancy swag, compete in minigames for fun and bling, and design food and items to send to your friends!"

They say:

"This looks stupid its a little kids game has cheap graphics and sounds stupid there is a whole bunch of games that have pets Like DOGZ so i give this game 2 thumbs DOWN ;(" - redgamer

Fine, but what's with the winking sad face?

"The game is the coolest game ever! I would pay millions for this game! I love it. You get to do anything you want with pets!" - Steven Holloway

We will happily give you our copies for a measly one million dollars. Then you can do "anything" with them all night long.