Torchwoad And Other Dream Headlines Waiting To Happen

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Inspired by the fact Zac Efron appearing in a Back To The Future-style time travel movie gave us the excuse to run the headline Zac To The Future, we wondered if we'd ever get the chance to use any more of dream headlines waiting to happen?

Dream SFX headlines that we're just waiting for the excuse to run at some point:

SIR-VIVORS
Ben Kingsley, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart and Christopher Lee to star in a post apocalyptic TV show

FANTASTIC MR FOX
Jack saves the day in Lost

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PAIR OF DOCS
BBC announces a show about a pair of boots that can predict the future

BALE OUT
Christian Bale is sacked as Batman

TORCHWOAD (left)
A team of sexed-up Celts investigate mysterious events in the Iron Age

PILATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley release an exercise video

UF007
Bond to fight little green men

MARSTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Ex-Buffy actors to star as He-Man

SMALLSVILLE
Tom Welling finally gets to wear his pants outside his trousers

TENNANT'S EXTRA
Former Doctor Who to play a pub landlord

SHIA GENIUS
Transformers star signs up to play a guy with artificially enhanced intelligence

SUMMER OF 69
Firefly actress becomes porn star

THE MAN FROM U.C.N.E.L.
JJ Abrams launches a new show about a dyslexic spy

SPACE £19.99
Gerry Anderson series to be remade by a low budget indie film company

THE BIONICLE WOMAN
Lego to release a version of the hit ’70s TV show

VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE C
Sesame Street-inspired letter-based adventuring antics

XEROX: WARRIOR PRINCESS
Blatant East European carbon copy of the hit US show

BABY LON FIVE
When Lon Chaney is cloned four times, chaos ensues…

THE RETURN OF THE KONG
Peter Jackson announces a sequel to his giant ape flop

DEFILING GRAVITY
Star in a four-letter rant about the cancellation of his show

MEADIYUM
Patricia Arquette reveals a love of honey based alcohol

LOGAN'S FUN RUN
Hugh Jackman to take part in London Marathon

BATTLEFIELD PERTH
Evil aliens invade Australia

IRON BRU MAN
Rab C. Nesbitt returns to fight crime

STARGATE ATLANTISN’T
The new spin-off not set in Atlantis

MINORITY RAPPORT
David Cameron heads out to make a black best friend

BEING HUMOURED
BBC to launch series about a trio of unstable nutcases who think they’re a vampire, a ghost and a werewolf

THE VAMPIRE DAIRIES
Show accused of milking the teen-vampire-romance genre (oh, hang on… )

Thanks to Richard Edwards, Nick Setchfield, Richard Cobbett and Happy Hangman for suggestions and inspiration

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