Above: This guy has just killed himself. It was either that or wait for a slow death through the cancer dealt by his radioactive business-suit
Above: Note how light operates in such a way in Syndicate's world that headlight beams will show up even in broad daylight
Above: Oh Christ, this is about to get so much worse, isn't it?
Above: We're getting '90s lens-flare now as well? So, so much worse...
Above: Oh God, so much worse...
Above: And light-diffusing mist effects as well? Buckle up people, we are now very much through the looking glass. and even I cannot predict where we're going to end up
Above: Oh Christ. Friends, I don't know how religious you are, but I think now would be a good idea to start praying just in case. I fear that we may never find our way home again
Above: I'm not even going to try to explain how a sight this could occur in real life. Not without bringing psychotropic self-medication into the equation
Above: Maybe I have been spiked. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, that's probably what it is. This is bound to wear off soon. It couldn't get much worse, right? Right...?
"I kept picturing us stranded on the side of the road with a $100k collectible game": Holy grail Castlevania buyer outlines his daring reverse heist to get the game home
My favorite Spelunky character is a masterclass in roguelike risk versus reward: "Stealing in games is fun in the same way running across the top of the screen is in Super Mario"
