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The Bride Kill Bill Vol 1 (2003)
Shelby Homecoming (2009)
The Ex-Girlfriend: Shelby (Mischa Barton) is obsessed with her ex-boyfriend Mike (Matt Long), even though he has a shiny new girlfriend in the form of Elizabeth (Jessica Stroup).
Her Post-Break-Up-Behaviour: Kissing Mike at every opportunity, then befriending Elizabeth with a dark agenda.
She then mows Elizabeth down with her car and kidnaps her…
Winnie Hocus Pocus (1993)
The Ex-Girlfriend: Witch Winnie (Bette Midler), who discovers that beau Billy Butcherson (Doug Jones) has been cheating on him.
She dumps him, quite literally – she sews his mouth shut and poisons him so that he ends up dead in the ground.
Her Post-Break-Up-Behaviour: Trying to kill children.
She even has the cheek to raise William from the dead and use him as a puppet to track down her prey.
What an absolute witch.
Beth Better Off Dead (1985)
The Ex-Girlfriend: High-schooler Beth (Amanda Wyss), who dumps poor old Lane Myer (John Cusack).
Her Post-Break-Up-Behaviour: Beth jumps right from dating Lane to going out with the dumb, meat-headed bully who is captain of the ski team.
Now that’s cold.
Evelyn The Shape Of Things (2003)
The Ex-Girlfriend: Evelyn (Rachel Weisz), who attempts to make object-of-her-affection Adam Sorenson (Paul Rudd) into a better, more attractive man – all for her final art thesis.
Her Post-Break-Up-Behaviour: After Evelyn has essentially ‘broken up’ with Adam during her presentation (i.e. she reveals that it’s been a fake all along – even the engagement), she shows zero remorse.
No, not even for forcing him to undergo plastic surgery.
Jill Roberts Scream 4 (2011)
The Ex-Girlfriend: Innocent-seeming teen Jill (Emma Roberts) just wants her ex-boyfriend Trevor (Nico Tortorella) to leave her alone, except he keeps popping up all over the place.
Is he the new Ghostface killer?
Her Post-Break-Up-Behaviour: (SPOILER) In short, no he’s not, Jill is, and she’s going to pin all the murders on her puppy-eyed ex-beau.
Anna Closer (2004)
The Ex-Girlfriend: Anna (Julia Roberts) cheats on her man Larry (Clive Owen) with Dan (Jude Law).
When he finds out, they end things.
Her Post-Break-Up-Behaviour: After living with Dan for a while, Anna meets Larry to sign divorce papers – and cheats on Dan with him.
When Dan finds out, he ends things…
Annie Annie Hall (1977)
The Ex-Girlfriend: Annie (Diane Keaton), who has an on-off relationship with Alvy (Woody Allen) that seems doomed to failure.
Her Post-Break-Up-Behaviou r: Annie craps all over the ‘Boyfriend Contract’ by demanding that Alvy come over and kill a spider for her – even though they’ve broken up.
She then lets them have a second go at the relationship before shattering his heart for good.
Michelle Swingers (1996)
The Ex-Girlfriend: We never really see her (apart from in pictures) and we only hear her on the phone, but Michelle breaks poor Mike’s (Jon Favreau) heart when she dumps him.
Her Post-Break-Up-Behaviour: Calling Mike suggesting they get back together.
What a douche.
Happily, Mike hangs up on her.
You go, Mike.
Ally Whats Your Number? (2011)
The Ex-Girlfriend: Ally (Anna Faris) decides that one of her ex-boyfriends must be ‘The One’, only she let them get away, so she decides to track them all down to rekindle one of her old relationships.
Her Post-Break-Up-Behaviour: Er, tracking down her exes in the hope that one of them is really ‘The One’.
Would you want any of your exes turning up on your doorstep?
