May the fourth be with you. Yes, thanks to the crazy punning skills of Star Wars geeklings, today's place in the calendar has become known across the galaxy as Star Wars Day. To coincide with this day of celebrating - and in typical, timely GamesRadar fashion - we've got a Star Wars feature for you to enjoy.
But rather than write it ourselves (hey, that would be too easy!), we've gone the extra light year and got one of the most loved characters from the expansive Star Wars universe to write it for us - Lumpawarrump (aka Lumpy) the wookiee. We were hoping to get Chewbacca, but he's still got that thing with the ewok porn going on.
Without further Naboo, here are the 5 best Star Wars video games EVER! Picked and written by Lumpy the Wookiee.
Star Wars The Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels | Wii | 2008
Above: Ooooac. Cakrarcorc
Ah anahorwowa aoacahc rhwooarahucwo ahao'c rrooao oararcaooooowhro rrrcraakacahoac, coo aoacwo rhrawa akwoooakanwo rarcwowh'ao coo coararcro. ah waoowh'ao anahorwo coararcro aoacahwhrrc.
Aoacworo scraorwo scwo akwowo-akwowo ahwh scro rhwowa. rawhwa aoacraao scraorwoc warawawaro rawhrrrcro. Ah waoowh'ao anahorwo ahao ohacwowh warawawaro ahc rawhrrrcro. Scro rhwowa ahc scrawawo ooww anworahowoc rawhwa rhworcrcahwoc.
Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi | PSOne | 1997
Above: Anahhoahwhrr ahwh aorcwowoc rrahhowoc scwo cakanahwhaoworcc
Ah ohahcac ah ohrac raananooohwowa ra anahrracaocrarhworc. aoacworo rarcwo coo raohwocooscwo. Ahww ah acrawa ra anahrracaocrarhworc ah rhwoao whoo oowhwo ohoohuanwa wohoworc oaraanan huc'ohraanorahwhrr oararcakwoaoc'wohoworc rarrraahwh. Aoacworo ohoohuanwa rhwo coo coararcwowa.
Star Wars: Jedi Arena | Atari 2600 | 1983
Above: Rrrcraakacahoac acrahowo oaacrawhrrwowa coo schuoaac
Aoacahc ahc oowhwo ooww aoacwo wwahrccao caorarc ohrarcc rrrascwoc ah wohoworc akanrarowowa. Ah hucwowa aooo akanraro ahao wwoorc acoohurcc. ah anoohowowa scro raaorarcah 2600.
Rhhuao aoacwowh warawa cscracacwowa ahao ahwhaooo ra scahananahoowh anahaoaoanwo akahwooawoc ohacwowh acwo rrooao ahwh ra rcrarrwo akanraroahwhrr racaoworcooahwac. Racaoworcooahwac waahwawh'ao orwhoooh aoacraao ahao'c whooao ohahcwo aooohuakcwoao ra ohooooorahwowo.
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II | PS3, 360, PC | 2010
Above: Cooscwoaoahscwoc ah acrahowo wwhurcrhraananc
Aoacahc rrrascwo ahc rcworaananro oaooooan rhwooarahucwo rooohu'rcwo scworawhao aooo rhwo akanraroahwhrr rac ra rhrawawaro ohacoo acrac rhwowowh scrawawo rhro wararcaoac horawaworc aooo orahanan shwowaah rooohuwhrranahwhrrc rawhwa woohooorc.
Rhhuao raoaaohuraananro acwo'c ra rroooowaro aoacraao shhucao orahananc caooorcscaorcooooakworcc rawhwa whoo oowhwo aoacraao'c rroooowa. Ah waoowh'ao rcworaananro huwhwaworccaorawhwa. Warawa aoooanwa scwo whooao aooo ohoorcrcro rarhoohuao ahao rawhwa shhucao wowhshooro ahao.
Star Wars: Super Bombad Racing | PS2 | 2001
Above: Ah acrawa cwok ohahaoac rawh raao-raao'c anworr
Rasc ah raananooohwowa aooo caoooak ohrcahaoahwhrr rowoao? Scro akraoh'c rrwoaoaoahwhrr aoahrcwowa. ooac anooooor. Acworcwo'c rawh rarcaoahoaanwo oowh aoacwo ahwhaoworcwhwoao aoacraao'c rarhoohuao waoorrc aoacraaoanooooor anahorwo oaacwoohrhraoaoara. Acwo'c scro warawa. Acwo'c rrooao ra oarcooccrhoooh.
Ahww rooohu'howo rrooao whooaoacahwhrr rhwoaoaoworc aooo waoo ohahaoac rooohurc anahwwwo, rroo aooo aoacwoohooooorahwo aorcrawhcanraaooorcrawhwa wawoaorcrawhcanraaowo scro ohoorcwac. Anhuoarac oaacrcahcao - ah oarawh'ao rhwoanahwohowo rooohu'rcwo raoaaohuraananro waooahwhrr ahao.
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are the views of the writer and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the New Republic, GamesRadaror George Lucas.
May 4, 2011
But rather than write it ourselves (hey, that would be too easy!), we've gone the extra light year and got one of the most loved characters from the expansive Star Wars universe to write it for us - Lumpawarrump (aka Lumpy) the wookiee. We were hoping to get Chewbacca, but he's still got that thing with the ewok porn going on.
Here's a picture of Lumpy with his family taken from the memorable Star Wars Holiday Special:
Without further Naboo, here are the 5 best Star Wars video games EVER! Picked and written by Lumpy the Wookiee.
Star Wars The Clone Wars: Lightsaber Duels | Wii | 2008
Above: Ooooac. Cakrarcorc
Ah anahorwowa aoacahc rhwooarahucwo ahao'c rrooao oararcaooooowhro rrrcraakacahoac, coo aoacwo rhrawa akwoooakanwo rarcwowh'ao coo coararcro. ah waoowh'ao anahorwo coararcro aoacahwhrrc.
Aoacworo scraorwo scwo akwowo-akwowo ahwh scro rhwowa. rawhwa aoacraao scraorwoc warawawaro rawhrrrcro. Ah waoowh'ao anahorwo ahao ohacwowh warawawaro ahc rawhrrrcro. Scro rhwowa ahc scrawawo ooww anworahowoc rawhwa rhworcrcahwoc.
Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi | PSOne | 1997
Above: Anahhoahwhrr ahwh aorcwowoc rrahhowoc scwo cakanahwhaoworcc
Ah ohahcac ah ohrac raananooohwowa ra anahrracaocrarhworc. aoacworo rarcwo coo raohwocooscwo. Ahww ah acrawa ra anahrracaocrarhworc ah rhwoao whoo oowhwo ohoohuanwa wohoworc oaraanan huc'ohraanorahwhrr oararcakwoaoc'wohoworc rarrraahwh. Aoacworo ohoohuanwa rhwo coo coararcwowa.
Star Wars: Jedi Arena | Atari 2600 | 1983
Above: Rrrcraakacahoac acrahowo oaacrawhrrwowa coo schuoaac
Aoacahc ahc oowhwo ooww aoacwo wwahrccao caorarc ohrarcc rrrascwoc ah wohoworc akanrarowowa. Ah hucwowa aooo akanraro ahao wwoorc acoohurcc. ah anoohowowa scro raaorarcah 2600.
Rhhuao aoacwowh warawa cscracacwowa ahao ahwhaooo ra scahananahoowh anahaoaoanwo akahwooawoc ohacwowh acwo rrooao ahwh ra rcrarrwo akanraroahwhrr racaoworcooahwac. Racaoworcooahwac waahwawh'ao orwhoooh aoacraao ahao'c whooao ohahcwo aooohuakcwoao ra ohooooorahwowo.
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II | PS3, 360, PC | 2010
Above: Cooscwoaoahscwoc ah acrahowo wwhurcrhraananc
Aoacahc rrrascwo ahc rcworaananro oaooooan rhwooarahucwo rooohu'rcwo scworawhao aooo rhwo akanraroahwhrr rac ra rhrawawaro ohacoo acrac rhwowowh scrawawo rhro wararcaoac horawaworc aooo orahanan shwowaah rooohuwhrranahwhrrc rawhwa woohooorc.
Rhhuao raoaaohuraananro acwo'c ra rroooowaro aoacraao shhucao orahananc caooorcscaorcooooakworcc rawhwa whoo oowhwo aoacraao'c rroooowa. Ah waoowh'ao rcworaananro huwhwaworccaorawhwa. Warawa aoooanwa scwo whooao aooo ohoorcrcro rarhoohuao ahao rawhwa shhucao wowhshooro ahao.
Star Wars: Super Bombad Racing | PS2 | 2001
Above: Ah acrawa cwok ohahaoac rawh raao-raao'c anworr
Rasc ah raananooohwowa aooo caoooak ohrcahaoahwhrr rowoao? Scro akraoh'c rrwoaoaoahwhrr aoahrcwowa. ooac anooooor. Acworcwo'c rawh rarcaoahoaanwo oowh aoacwo ahwhaoworcwhwoao aoacraao'c rarhoohuao waoorrc aoacraaoanooooor anahorwo oaacwoohrhraoaoara. Acwo'c scro warawa. Acwo'c rrooao ra oarcooccrhoooh.
Ahww rooohu'howo rrooao whooaoacahwhrr rhwoaoaoworc aooo waoo ohahaoac rooohurc anahwwwo, rroo aooo aoacwoohooooorahwo aorcrawhcanraaooorcrawhwa wawoaorcrawhcanraaowo scro ohoorcwac. Anhuoarac oaacrcahcao - ah oarawh'ao rhwoanahwohowo rooohu'rcwo raoaaohuraananro waooahwhrr ahao.
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are the views of the writer and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the New Republic, GamesRadaror George Lucas.
May 4, 2011
