Zombies, sex toys and Burt Reynolds collide in new Saints Row: The Third videos

Our brains were broken by the most recent Saints Row: The Third video as a man and a zombie ran over people while singing Sublime. Though we don’t think anything will beat that one for weirdness, today’s gameplay snippet does have it beat when it comes to vulgarity. We’ve seen zombies defeat plucky humans in countless films, but maybe those survivors lost because they weren’t using the right weapon. Maybe they needed to loot a local sex shop and get a four foot long, purple… well, you’ll see…

If you prefer your trailers for games with lists of all the crazy things you’ll find and less about hitting the undead with marital aids, we have a different trailer for you that. See all the nice things you’ll do and people you’ll run into during Saints Row: The Third, not the least of which includes Burt Reynolds, though we doubt he’s playing himself.

Boy, that’s a lot of weird stuff. There can’t possibly be anything else crazy left in the game, right? Anyway, Saints Row: The Third finally assaults store shelves November 15.


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  • Crypto140 - November 7, 2011 7:57 a.m.

    I remeber writing a comment about every crazy thing SR3 has, and one guy replied to it and said that all this game needs is zombies. Wish granted.
  • AGENTJORRRG - November 5, 2011 11:43 p.m.

    You guys at GR should really keep up with the Cherished Memories series of vids they do. There's a few more recent than the Sublime video, and a lot from before.
  • Shillster - November 5, 2011 2:38 p.m.

    Burt Reynolds is indeed playing himself.
  • JoeMulvihill1 - November 5, 2011 3:37 a.m.

    fart in a jar! this makes me so happy :')
  • UberNoob - November 4, 2011 9:23 p.m.

    This is why there are rating...
  • FauxFurry - November 4, 2011 8:44 p.m.

    What is it with people assaulting the undead with rubberized versions of generative organs in games these days? Is that the new version of Cure spells (and/or implied necrophilia) killing zombies? I don't think I can support that but then again, I might be wrong. Chances of that are exceedingly high, actually. Burt Reynold's car from The Cannonball Run had best be in there or creatable in the vehicle customization suite or Volition might just have to beat off hordes of Burt Reynold's movie fans with an enormous purple phallic object.
  • Fox_Mulder - November 4, 2011 8:38 p.m.

    Question: "Why did they make the black guy do this?" Answer: Because he's the only one capable of wielding such a massive purple dong.
  • 435 - November 4, 2011 11:29 p.m.

    Other than his girlfriend, you mean.
  • JoeMulvihill1 - November 5, 2011 3:36 a.m.


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