• pl4y4h - December 11, 2013 7:19 a.m.

    Joder these were bad hahahaha
  • OveDue - December 11, 2013 6:58 a.m.

    You don't know who Lionel Messi is?
  • ihopethisisnotantistasblood - December 11, 2013 7:18 a.m.

    he doesn't know who gareth bale is either (that's more understandable) but calling them friends...
  • yonderTheGreat - December 11, 2013 6:09 a.m.

    That Castle box-art is GENIUS! Then again, I can't see anything other than Stana Katic's half-open shirt...
  • DarthPunk - December 11, 2013 3:08 a.m.

    The 13 stars on the PES cover are because it's the 13th PES game
  • DarthPunk - December 11, 2013 3:09 a.m.

    Gah just beaten
  • duncan-joyce - December 11, 2013 3:06 a.m.

    "And can someone explain those 13 stars randomly placed above the logo? Is it a soccer thing I don't get?" I think it's beacuse it's the thirteenth PES game, it's a trend they started since they stopped numbering sequels and put dates on the instead
  • Arashi_ishigawa - December 14, 2013 8:30 p.m.

    fairly certain its to do with the champions league licensing that they got above the game title look up champions league intro on youtube and it should explain everything
  • mafyooz - December 11, 2013 12:49 a.m.

    Is it just me or is the giraffe in #1 a dead ringer for Sloth in The Goonies?!
  • Redeater - December 11, 2013 12:26 a.m.

    Christ! I feel like Chris Hansen now has my IP addy on file thanks to #5. Blech, what the hell was that artist thinking drawing a 8-10 (I'm not good with kids ages) year old girl who is striking the international "sexy school girl" pose that every stripper and WWE Diva on god's green earth has done since time before mind.
  • Redeater - December 11, 2013 12:28 a.m.

    Also, where can I file my claim for the damages to my retinas you guys have done with that blinding set of "boobs".
  • soren7550 - December 10, 2013 11:17 p.m.

    I live for articles like these.
  • artcellrox - December 10, 2013 10:17 p.m.

    I died. Thank you, Gamesradar, I really needed this. XD
  • Eightboll812 - December 10, 2013 9:49 p.m.

    That was awesome, Lucas. Easily one of the top 5 articles I've seen on GR this year. Normally I won't read every slide on an article that is this long, but I ended up going back and reading the ones I skipped the first run through. Loved the FIFA sequence!
  • BladedFalcon - December 10, 2013 10:50 p.m.

    Next up, you should goggle a year the articles for past years, every single one of them is pure gold XD
  • BladedFalcon - December 10, 2013 9:37 p.m.

    YES! My favorite yearly article is here! :D
  • J-Fid - December 10, 2013 9:05 p.m.

    That FIFA trilogy was absolutely hilarious!
  • BaraChat - December 10, 2013 8:15 p.m.

    I look forward to this each and every year. Thanks again GR for delivering, as always.
  • Shigeruken - December 10, 2013 7:58 p.m.

    I always look forward to these articles, this one might be my favorite to date.
  • archnite - December 10, 2013 7:50 p.m.

    That Lords of Football box art is so good I almost bought it right here! Luckily I read your text.

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