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When cosplay goes badly wrong

As hardcore gamers, we exhalt our love for the medium in a lot of different ways. Some of us won't leave the house without our freshly pressed triforce t-shirt and Goomba sweatbands. Some of us spend every waking moment expressing our philosophical musings on the state of the industry in bile-encrusted forum rants. And the really dedicated among us go the whole hog and actually try to become their favourite game characters in crowded public places.

Done well, cosplay is a fantastic expression of a serious love of gaming. It takes hours of work and is a brilliant showcase for creativity. Unfortunately, it doesn't always work out that way, and when cosplay goes bad the resulting vision can be akin to witnessing all the terrors of Hell as depicted by a 1976 Polish cartoon.

In a move which we promise seemed like a good idea at the time, we've trawled the murky waters of the internet in order to dredge up the long-dumped corpses and rusted cars of the cosplay world. And now that we've recovered our eyesight well enough to type, we've put the most shocking material we've found together into one big gallery of horrors. If we had to see this stuff, we're damn well going to share our pain with you. Be strong. We'll get through this together.

#1. Squall (Final Fantasy VIII)

We thought we'd ease you in gently with this first one. While Squall from FFVIII isn't a hugely complicated costume, there's just something so staggeringly half-arsed about this photo that we had to use it. Everything from the tiny scrap of white trim taped to a pretty standard jacket to the desperately unheroic "Ho hum" expression makes this costume fail. Good cosplay is as much about inhabiting the persona of the character as it is about getting their clothes right, and FFVIII would have been a severely dull game if Squenix had designed Squall around this guy.

Just to prove we're not being too harsh, here's how well the character can be done with a bit of effort.

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14 comments

  • Doctalen - July 27, 2010 2:26 p.m.

    Love the Gundam ones, that first only used a box lmao. The second put maybe a few more minutes of thought into it and that's way he is number 2.
  • Cyberninja - May 24, 2010 10:21 a.m.

    on page 2 i saw my life flash before my eyes i thought i would die
  • hero2bash - May 3, 2010 8:20 p.m.

    page 4.. those images would haunt me forever
  • olio - December 6, 2009 11:06 a.m.

    The only thing I have to say is: If you're going to cosplay, then do it well! If you aren't willing to make it look amazing, then don't do it at all.
  • DeepIsh - October 11, 2009 10:01 p.m.

    Page 2 and 4, they were freaky. But I love the GUNDAM's at page 6. I actually have the left one saved in a folder I keep funny stuff. xD
  • McTurtles - October 9, 2009 2:57 a.m.

    CMON I saw the japanese version Squall it was awesome. So I kept going on to page 2. There I puked a little and I kept going hoping for more good ones. Im am now typing blindly for my eyes fell out on page 4 after seeing the picture on the right.
  • McSpermie - December 3, 2008 2:38 a.m.

    wow, page 2 made my eyes bleed
  • kyongafri - November 12, 2008 2:10 p.m.

    page 2 is......THE SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!! GAMESRADAR HOW COULD U!!! YOU HAVE TO FLAG THIS AS INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT!
  • adrenaguy - November 1, 2008 11:21 a.m.

    to be fair, number 8 isnt half bad, and kudos to YOU granny rikku for having the courage!
  • AA95mp - February 7, 2009 8:26 p.m.

    GR i thought you were our friend but after page 2 i don't think so anymore
  • ChristoffBrau - January 13, 2009 3:16 a.m.

    page 2.... my god! why!?
  • DkBlade13 - July 22, 2009 4:54 a.m.

    Oh dear god. Is the lady in page 2 even human? Someone plz kill it.....
  • Oxfordcomma4 - March 18, 2009 8:49 p.m.

    Why must you torment people with page 2? huh? I am scarred for LIFE now... uggghhhh
  • Bigpapa360 - February 21, 2009 7:53 a.m.

    Im not one to hate on people when they try to do something like this, but damn 2 and 3 are just awful...

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