What kind of gamer are you?

Illustrations by Tyler Wilde

Just as obsessive dog owners morph into strange likenesses of their canine friends, hardcore gamers become manifestations of their game collections. The genres we play reveal truths about our lifestyles - the way we dress, the friends we keep, and the music we listen to. Or... maybe it’s completely ridiculous to make sweeping generalisations based on dogs and videogame genres. Maybe. Though if any of these examples do apply to you: GamesRadar one, psychology zero. Suck it, Freud!