The weapons of Saints Row: The Third

From mollusk launchers to marital aids, there's something to suit all tastes

Saints Row: The Third is not a shy and retiring game. It's all about huge explosions, shocking pink thongs and chainsaw killings. Want to see what we mean? Then step right this way. Oh, but even more so than yesterday, this video is NOT suitable for under-18s, so click away if you are. Don't be sad, you wouldn't have liked it anyway. Yeah, it's rubbish. No, seriously, you're not missing anything... *beckons in everyone else and closes the door*

Admittedly, if you're put off by the sight of tan lines, purple rubber batons (sure, that's what they are) and pixellated nudity then you're probably not going to like Saints Row: The Third. Everyone else - this is going to be right up your seedy back alley. So to speak.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

The longest-serving GR+ staffer, I was here when all this was just fields. I'm currently Reviews Editor but still find time to speedrun Sonic levels and make daft Photoshop articles.
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