Videogames versus the real world

News flash! Hedgehogs don’t wear sneakers, plumbers don’t save princesses and archaeologists – even when female – don’t dig through the dirt dressed like Hooters waitresses. Yes, yes, yes, we all know videogames are rather ridiculous when you stop and think about them…

Why mock the virtual world for being so bizarre, however, when you can mock the real world for being so damn dull? Our hobby might distort our reality beyond all recognition, but based on these 30 comparisons, maybe reality is just overrated.

Got a match-up you think is equally ludicrous or enlightening?
Suggest it in the comments section below!











  • Aardvarkk - May 20, 2011 12:17 a.m.

    I would have enjoyed this if you hadn't of put the obnoxious Winner: Video Games after every picture.
  • Immortal_Knight - October 10, 2012 8:32 p.m.

    Please to note, the real world won at the end. because we all know a real hedgehog is much cuter and less annoying than sonic the hedgehog.
  • DF344 - October 28, 2010 9:58 a.m.

    princesses needs to be changed...
  • flustercuck - April 13, 2010 12:40 a.m.

    I agree with 29 outta 30. there's nothing that can improve a real dog.
  • american-idiot367 - February 20, 2010 6:50 a.m.

    i think da last one is the most meaningful XD
  • wiitard07 - February 17, 2010 10:04 p.m.

    Can't say I didn't expect the last one...
  • beaver10666 - February 17, 2010 9:03 p.m.

    awww,man,that religious etremists one had me in tears...mega lolz! but shouldnt the real life one be the winner though?
  • skynetiscoming - February 15, 2010 11:59 p.m.

    Pffft. Of course CNN loses out on holograms, their hologram was a cheap, extremely expensive trick involving like 50 HD cameras. reCaptcha: today's internet
  • gannsi - February 11, 2010 3:48 p.m.

    the end was funny :d
  • SHAD0WNINJA - September 25, 2009 9:46 a.m.

    Excelent article. Hedgehogs rock in real life
  • wiigamer024 - May 31, 2009 3:04 p.m.

    Plumbers - TRUE! (Hell yea, Mario!) Hedgehogs - FALSE! (YO! Sonic kicks ass!) Pandas - ...IDK? (aww, they're cute, but tough. umm...)
  • Shift - May 18, 2009 2 p.m.

    Ha!! This article is the funniest thing ever. Man, I wish I was in a video game. Maybe then I can go save a hot princess and have unlimited lives :P
  • deadskullkid - May 1, 2009 8:31 p.m.

    jealous much? sheesh SONIC IS THE SHIZZ NITZ! hes the reason everyone knows sega... >:O epic phail for the people who made this
  • xanderismello - April 10, 2009 6:27 p.m.

    i think its one of the tekken games
  • bibiog13 - April 10, 2009 4:07 a.m.

    what game is the panda
  • machellx - February 24, 2009 12:29 p.m.

    also this company is bias because they only release the internet on the computer go choke on it
  • SuperStingray - February 24, 2009 2:57 a.m.

    Gotta disagree on Sonic. Can real life hedgehogs run at the speed of sound and turn into a sentient sawblade? I think not!
  • majorsuave - February 24, 2009 1:34 a.m.

    I disagree on plumbers and toads.
  • Hurricrane - February 23, 2009 4:40 a.m.

    ok, can some1 confirm of deny if the alien pic is from the X-Files? it looks so goddamn familiar...
  • samownzsnake - February 23, 2009 3:47 a.m.

    the worms one literally made me rotflol. real life is so pathetic

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