Bosses don’t have glowing weak points in the real world. Car crashes don’t reward bonus points and death isn’t solved with a continue. Plumbers don’t get princesses, archaeologists don’t work in bikinis and hedgehogs don’t run particularly fast. Evil supercomputers, robot dinosaurs and sexy vampires don’t even exist!
Just to be sure, though, we’re giving reality one last chance. After humiliating defeats in bothPart One andPart Two of our versus showdown, can the stuff around you finally beat the stuff inside your gaming machine? Let’s find out.