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  • DragoBlade7 - February 2, 2014 6:05 a.m.

    Dragonborn: You will be able to Shout your enemies down with a single word... And be able to watch mammoths and dragons flying backwards!
  • GOD - January 31, 2014 11:36 p.m.

    That Luigi one got me. And Sonic is more popular than ever if you go by the amount of great articles he's included in by a certain UK editor.
  • GR_JustinTowell - February 2, 2014 5:22 a.m.

    I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about ;)
  • g1rldraco7 - January 31, 2014 4:34 p.m.

    No happy endings here.
  • GR_JustinTowell - February 2, 2014 5:22 a.m.

    Luigi was pretty happy!
  • Vonter - January 31, 2014 4:31 p.m.

    Spyro: You'll become a toy and a side character. Chris Redfield: You'll become the angsty and obsessed cop and also an steroid addict. Samus: You'll have daddy issues and become a second rate character in the future. Also you'll have chronic maternal issues. Bomberman: You'll become a robot without emotions and all color will be drained from your world.
  • GR_JustinTowell - February 2, 2014 5:26 a.m.

    Nice! Nobody would ever have predicted that would happen to poor Bomberman. I suspect he would reply "So... I *don't* get blown up? RESULT!"
  • sadowolf - July 10, 2014 9:50 p.m.

    Jill Valentine: You will master the art of unlocking. And avoid a Jill sandwich.
  • universaltofu - January 31, 2014 2:52 p.m.

    The sonic and luigi ones got me, the latter especially for Miyamoto's face all in there.
  • shawksta - January 31, 2014 12:23 p.m.

    Awesome fun article Justin. Poor Elise
  • BladedFalcon - January 31, 2014 10:50 a.m.

    Heh, very awesome job Mr. Towell, I'd love to see a follow-up of this article with more characters! :D The Plants Vs. Zombies one made me laugh so hard too XD
  • Shnubby - January 31, 2014 10:31 a.m.

    Aha that last one was great!

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