Pizza, fried chicken, and the Doritos Locos Tacos are some of the most devious inventions of mankind. On the one hand, they're incredibly delicious foods, whose explosive flavors motivate us to keep on keepin' on. On the other, they're the reason we were so, so bad at little league baseball; to this day, dad won't look us in the eye during our sparse, awkward conversations.
If there's one thing that sucks worse than getting fat in real life, though, it's getting fat in a video game. Case in point: poor CJ from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He ballooned right up after he killed his hunger with four Burger Shot entrees, and there was naught we could do but diet and exercise to get his weight under control. Neither of which are enjoyable, even in game form.