Trapped Chilean miners get PSPs, are probably disappointed

If you were trapped in a collapsed mine and could only have three things...

Words: on August 31, 2010

There’s nothing funny about being trapped in the cold dark for months. While supply lines have reached the headline-dominating miners, who have been isolated since the collapse of a Chilean mine on August 5th, it will be months before they'll see daylight again. So the rescuers, in a bit of misguided compassion, have provided them with PSPs to pass the time.


Above: Yay

The miners are definitely hurting for things to do, but given the PSP’s six-hour battery life, perhaps video games should not have been the first choice. Maybe the rescuers are running power through the supply borehole, since they also provided MP3 players... or maybe they're just dropping a lot of batteries into the shaft.

Still, the Chilean government and people are doing their best to keep the miners’ spirits up, and their efforts should be applauded. Many have argued, however, that DSes would have been more prudent. Pokemon can pass a lot of time.

In seriousness, we wish all of the miners a speedy and safe escape. We can't possibly understand what they're going through down there, but we can come up with silly "what if?" questions, so tell us in the comments: how would you want to pass the time if you were trapped in a damp tunnel 2,300 feet under the earth for five months? If you had to choose a videogame to keep you sane, which would it be?

[Source: Kotaku]

Aug 30, 2010

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  • diddy117

    diddy117  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    If they could some how get a computer with WoW installed and an internet connection i wouldn't leave.
  • Ravenbom

    Ravenbom  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    What sucks is that you know those miners aren't getting paid the whole time they're stuck down there and their families are most likely near starvation with no income.


    But to answer the question, both Peggle and Plants vs Zombies have the ability to make me not realize how much time has actually passed.
  • Clovin64

    Clovin64  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Give me a DS and all the RPG's you can! Dragon Quest IX would keep me occupied for months.
    Make sure you dont give them frustratingly hard games, or else the miners will end up getting really pissed off and smash the console against the wall. Ooopps...
  • IceHawk79

    IceHawk79  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Loco Roco Games. Would keep me sane. ;)
  • phoenix_wings

    phoenix_wings  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    I really hope they didn't use the PSPgo's sleeker design to shove more PSPs down there. Otherwise those guys are in for a big disappointment...

    All of those PSOne Classics would be nice. You know, to remind me of the days when I chose to stay locked in my house instead of going outside...and you know...'wasn't' trapped in a mine.
  • wrapdump

    wrapdump  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Honestly portable videogames seem like a reasonable idea, seeing as the authorities are searching for ways to prevent the onset of insanity (they're going to be down there for 4 months). They're fairly small, and can keep them occupied and stimulated (cue snarky PSP joke is boring joke here), so you can laugh, but it's a good idea.
  • Kenzo

    Kenzo  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    i suppose if I HAD to be trapped in a cave-in i would at least want it to be after the 3ds releases. star fox 64, Ocarina of Time, and mario kart could last an eternity.
  • Hydrohs

    Hydrohs  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Put in another vote for Monster Hunter. You can pass time with that game like nothing.
  • croatianmaniac232

    croatianmaniac232  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    GTA vice city stories.... i spent a shitload of time getting through the story missions and still wasted millions of hours getting businesses in shape and doing ambulance and taxi missions... not sure about how they can charge th psp's though....?
  • ultimatum7

    ultimatum7  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    what would i do... what would i do... by any chance are there females in the mine? if not a copy of mafia 2 would work just fine.
    miner 1: "what? are you still playing that freaking mafia game??"
    miner 2: "yea, i really enjoy the story, and the affect on socioty the culture ha-"
    miner 1: "im outa here."
    *miner 2 dicretely brings up the playboy magazines in the menu*
  • Primes

    Primes  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Get me Donkey Kong country for the GBA. Gotta love the mine cart levels.
  • Dondada

    Dondada  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Dig Dug?
  • PaulieWaulie

    PaulieWaulie  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    No Manic Miner?
  • aberkromby

    aberkromby  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Fallout. Fallout, for damn sure...
  • Cyberninja

    Cyberninja  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    kh:bbs and okamiden would make me forget i was trapped
  • CountFenring

    CountFenring  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    I'd recommend Minecraft because it's a game that you can play FOREVER due to procedural generation and all, but it seems either cruel or ironic.
  • nikrusty

    nikrusty  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    I thought a portable potty, fans, lights, and of course dirty magazines would be the best! Now they'll fight for consoles!
  • Tronto13

    Tronto13  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    give me a gameboy advance any day :) and lights.
  • batman5273

    batman5273  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    Lego Power Miners for the DS or MineSweeper
  • CH3BURASHKA

    CH3BURASHKA  - 1 year, 5 months ago  - Report

    @Frostyman: It sounds like you're kidding, but in case you're not - they're in a cave-in. There's not a lot of room to move around in, and seeing as how a single mistake could cause them all to die, I think they should where they are.
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