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  • tbonedakilla - August 26, 2009 12:25 a.m.

    my legs were crossed and my left hand was on my face how did you know, Tyler Wilde you sir are a freak of nature.
  • GamesRadarTylerWilde - August 25, 2009 11:56 p.m.

    Ninja-KiLLR: "that was a very funny article. all are very good remarks. but if you were knifed in the back in the lung that would be a kill shot yur not recovering from" You'd probably die, for sure, but you may have enough in you to turn around and fire a few rounds into your stabber. The amount of damage inflicted by a single stab wouldn't necessarily put you out immediately.
  • number1hitjam - August 25, 2009 11:30 p.m.

    hey hey hey! Those aren't turtles. They're KOOPAS
  • Ninjamatt5 - August 25, 2009 11:25 p.m.

    HAH! But in the Mario series there are no turtles - there are Koopas. A different species who can crawl out their shells. So technically that IS correct!
  • civver - August 25, 2009 11:25 p.m.

    I can't tell if that Halo screenshot takes place in a vacuum. Other than that, this was a great article.
  • FinalGamer - August 25, 2009 11:17 p.m.

    That was hilarious and yet informative!
  • Hobojedi - August 25, 2009 11:08 p.m.

    Don't forget about in Halo the meleeing is more powerful than shooting..
  • Ninja-KiLLR - August 25, 2009 11:05 p.m.

    that was a very funny article. all are very good remarks. but if you were knifed in the back in the lung that would be a kill shot yur not recovering from
  • GamerTagsSuck - August 25, 2009 10:19 p.m.

    Nope. I looked it up. Lemming will sometimes accidentally run of cliffs during migration or run of due to the sheer instinct to move on. But there definately is a rodent that will commit when food runs low.
  • Hexar - August 25, 2009 10:16 p.m.

    "LOL! This guy that wrote this article is quite artistic, LOL! I have to meet his parents!" @ Makk_Mizzy Creepy dude, really creepy.
  • MechGyver - August 25, 2009 10:09 p.m.

    How about strength materia mr.Wilde ...lol Now, how is Barrett able to have a gun instead of a hand or how does Tifa can stand up with that huge shelf of hers in such a frail body or how does a Red manage to have cubs being the only one left of his species or why is Dr.Hojo having a sun bath with his clothes on at Costa del Sol beach...you get my point.
  • GamerTagsSuck - August 25, 2009 10:03 p.m.

    I'm pretty sure that lemmings, or at least some rodent, will do that to conserve food for the rest of their... Pack? And xboxrules is probably just adadad in disguise.
  • lovinmyps3 - August 25, 2009 9:22 p.m.

    Finally!! I've been waiting for this article since Week of Geek was announced! A little late but still good Tyler!
  • Terro - August 25, 2009 8:10 p.m.

    GR... You can see Xboxrulez is annoying people... Why not just ban his account? And as for Cloud's sword, you can counter the argument by stating that due to Clouds infusion with Jenova cells, he now has super strength :D.
  • Curtis_Stone - August 25, 2009 8:02 p.m.

    NEEEEEEEERD!!!!! Good artcile though Tyler, but hasn't Geek Week passed?! Spillover, eh?!
  • Kipper - August 25, 2009 7:58 p.m.

    Dear Mr Xboxrulez, If you wish people to respect your opinions, for goodness' sake learn to write with proper punctuation and spelling. Thanks.
  • AuthorityFigure - September 11, 2009 1:35 p.m.

    Nice mention of the "Clarke Orbit"!
  • GAMESFIRE - September 4, 2009 1:24 p.m.

    :D Good article !
  • echelon3 - September 4, 2009 8:25 a.m.

    technically, mario is still safe, and correct. It is true that turtles cannot come out of their shells, but when has Mario ever come across a turtle? Those are Koopa-Troopas, and for them shells just may be accessories.
  • gmilf71 - September 3, 2009 7:21 a.m.

    in bioshock, the pressurized cans don't explode when you shoot them, so they are correct.

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