TalkRadar 59 – The Pattercast

Solid Snake and Bill O'Reilly join us in roasting the hell outta Shane Patterson on his last day at GamesRadar

Words: on July 10, 2009

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For those who aren't already grieving over in the forum thread, we have to say a tearful goodbye to Shane Patterson this week. Shane will address his departure, plus we're devoting a large portion of the show to celebrating the man's legacy with GamesRadar... and then even more time roasting him in a manner most cruel! Let's take a glance back to a time when Shane still worked here.

A Tribute to Shane Patterson


Above: It's true! Shane kinda, sorta, not really danced with Jade Raymond on a single occasion!


Above: Shane was an integral part of Paul Ryan’s autobiographical account on the plight of the Girl Gamer 


Above: Once the dust settled from The Great Killzone 2 War, Shane made his peace with the Helghast


Above: KREATIVEassassin made a playable Shane card recognizing his agility


Above: While at GR Shane got to meet many of his favorite wrestlers, most notably seen here showing off his underwear with Ted “The Million Dollar Man” DiBiase during a demo of Legends of Wrestlemania 

 
Above: No, Shane is not leaving to pursue a career in pro wrestling, as was teased way back on our April Fools Day podcast 


Above: In yet another wrasslin’ fantasy scenario, GR reader twishart made this to win a WWE game


Above: Being a delicate swan has its advantages

Above: Shane’s body contains enough rhythm and grace to kill a normal man, thus he was the obvious candidate to send into battle with the Cheerleaders who invaded out offices.


Above: It's as if Wii Music was made specifically for Shane


Above: His work ethic was truly God-like

Here are some of our favorite videos directed by Mr. Shane Patterson. Some of them took as long as an entire lunch break to film!


Above: The Art of Teabagging! And it is an art, people


Above: We were a little too excited over Rock Band 2's wireless instruments and Shane Patterson was there to catch it on film!


Above: Our Halo 3 commercial parody will surely stand the test of time


Above: This BioShock teaser makes up for its crudity by featuring OXM's Dan Amrich in a f***ing Ghostbusters suit!


Above: Shane brought Method Acting to the GR offices with the instructional stealth short, Close Quarters Combat and You!


Above: Destroying Controls in Slow Motion is indescribable!


Above: ELPork pays tribute


Above: As does manaconda


Above: And KillDrone's picture harkens back to one of the finest closers in TalkRadar history 

But it's not all about mourning this week...

 
Above: This absolutely made our week

Above: Now let us never speak of this again

THE INFO BOX
Post date:
July 10, 2009
T-Dar 59 length: 2:12:48
Quote of the week: “Look at that treasure trail…"
Intro song by: Anamanaguchi
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  • Spybreak8

    Spybreak8  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Gotta love the superscope, I actually bought that awesome bazooka lol. GL Shane, the movie industry needs some good flicks.
  • lovinmyps3

    lovinmyps3  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    I love the videos!!
    Some of my favorite you guys have made!! XD
    The Rock Band video made it seem like GR is the greatest place in the world to work (and it is definatly in my top five dream jobs so, thanks).
  • lovinmyps3

    lovinmyps3  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Bye Shane : (
    Good luck, hopefully you will make it big and finally give us a good game movie.
  • Architek9

    Architek9  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Why must you make manly tears come from my tearducts
    also
    Christ Antista does in fact smell like piza
  • Gunslinger

    Gunslinger  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Farewell Shane...

    We hardly knew thee.
  • gatornation1254

    gatornation1254  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Goodbye Shane you will be missed.
  • curly_jefferson

    curly_jefferson  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Goodbye Shane i will miss your blacksent
  • somerandomchap

    somerandomchap  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    bye bye shane, we will miss you
  • BrushieTundra

    BrushieTundra  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Dammit! We lose Shane and trunk butt in the same episode. There is no God
  • Samael

    Samael  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    *salutes Shane* Come back and visit some time!
  • TrIp13G

    TrIp13G  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    No more Paterpon? That's a damn shame.
  • MechGyver

    MechGyver  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Gratiam et bonam fortunam "Shainegun" Patterson. <:(»
  • Turkeykilla7

    Turkeykilla7  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Lolz i loved smashing controllers video. I should take a video of me shooting my 360 with my 50 AE Desert Eagle. Now that would be sweeet.
  • Starplatinum

    Starplatinum  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    I am having trouble getting past the Nickelback thing...Bwhahahaahaha! God I hate them so much, thank you talkradar! Man I haven't gotten through the podcast yet but the T2 intro was awesomely sad :(

    Good luck Shane!
  • AntistasBoneShield

    AntistasBoneShield  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    See ya Mr.Patterpon you are a legend! Those videos were great, what was the song on the last video with the contoller smashing?
  • Pyr0qvy

    Pyr0qvy  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Oh yeah...
    Good night sweet prince...

    Shane Patterson
  • iKOemos

    iKOemos  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Thank you Shane for being an integral part of the GamesRadar team. We will all miss your consistently funny articles and smashing controllers in slow motion deserved a bloody Academy Award! Hats off to Shane Patterson and good luck in all your future endeavors.

    I'd give you a Hi-Five but all I could do is slap my monitor.
  • HardNoks

    HardNoks  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Shane. ill give u a dollar if u stay
  • cronoman66

    cronoman66  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    why have I not seen those GR digital shorts before? there were awesome regardless

    best of luck shane!
  • ReparazTheAssassin

    ReparazTheAssassin  - 2 years, 7 months ago  - Report

    Shane, there are a billion people who listen to this podcast and ALL of them care that your leaving. :(
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