Spore’s rudest creatures

Do a google search for “sporn” and you’ll find, a site that offers designer leashes, halters, harnesses, and collars for pampered pets. But dig a little deeper and you’ll find an underground community with their heads in the gutter. Abusing the Spore Creature Creator in the name of cheap laughs, these folks are pumping out humping aliens and well-endowed beasts around the clock. These tireless authors of high taste often get hit with the ban stick on Sporepedia or the video sites they’re using to host footage of their mad monstrosities.

But a lot of these miscreants survived the censors with their genitalia fully intact. Here are some of the funniest spornographic creatures we could find that have been living peacefully on the official Sporepedia site at the time of writing.

Title: Pleasure Monster
Author: noonan

Above: To your right is Priapus, an ancient Greek fertility god. To your left is the Pleasure Monster. He has penis arms and a jewel encrusted belly button

Title: Phallibird
Author: Dracotic

Above: Phallibird gets slapped in the face by his own junk

Title: Viagramonster
Author: indoomega

Title: Penismon
Author: whyusaydat

Title: hornymorny
Author: schoolboytom

Title: horny
Author: snowsurfer

Above: The aptly named horny

Above: A later version of horny by snowsurfer with extra legs for support

Title: the flying spikey phallus
Author: toshholly

Above: The deadliest groin in the galaxy

Title: hay ladies
Author: rofllol

Title: the pink pervert
Author: tolomea


Title: Masterbator
Author: futurerokstar22


  • noofer7 - October 11, 2008 11:18 a.m.

    wow... perverted.
  • Face0324 - September 29, 2008 5:14 p.m.

    Hypocrite fuck you, its one thing to read up on some news and another to spend hours on making sexual innuendos on a fucking video game
  • jackf-11 - September 27, 2008 4:42 p.m.

    burningmunkey and face0324, you guys are such hypocrates, what are you doing here if your complaining they have no lives?
  • burningmunkey - September 26, 2008 8:36 a.m.

    Agreed Face0324
  • Face0324 - September 25, 2008 6:51 a.m.

    Burningmunkey they have no life which is why they have time to make this shit
  • burningmunkey - September 20, 2008 7:58 a.m.

    I think you guys should get out more! Seriously! I can see it now; sitting in front of your comp, giggling to yourself as you appease the childishness in you! Reminds me of little children when you say the P-word. GET A LIFE!
  • Nessrox - September 13, 2008 3:47 p.m.

    this is kinda sick
  • HyugaGT3 - September 6, 2008 9:46 p.m.

    lol this is so funny yall should add zelda sporn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • twigiferd - September 6, 2008 8:26 p.m.

    omfg. that was halarious.
  • Thequestion 121 - September 5, 2008 8:16 p.m.

    That was hilarious!!! I loved that later version of Horny with the extra legs to support his junk!
  • Bman10120 - September 5, 2008 12:32 a.m.

    Funniest. thing. ever. thanks for posting this it made my day
  • asdfer - September 1, 2008 3:04 p.m.

    suckselfsaurus is so lucky. i wish i could do that.
  • marcusfenix22 - August 31, 2008 2:47 p.m.

    all these creatures cracked me up
  • awsome_gamer - October 3, 2008 7:09 a.m.

    lmfao funny as hell
  • DisgruntledTable - October 2, 2008 6:07 a.m.

    INTERNETS ARGUMENT FUCK YEAH I play Spore offline :D
  • O1993 - September 20, 2008 8:26 p.m.

    What the Fuck?
  • austinite04 - September 20, 2008 4:47 a.m.

    I got banned for a month for making a walking poop and I will gladly ban these a-holes when I get re-instated to the spore community. EA is lame for banning me on the 7th of September the day spore came out state side. EA needs to lighten up on the names of creature this SPORN is way more of a problem than some poop creature. He didn't even have a penis on him and I still got banned, EA is GAY. No offense to other gays, I just can't describe EA's TOS team any better. A walking poop isn't offensive it's FUNNY that was even in my description of the walking poop, He was meant as a JOKE, get a freaking life EA and ban the real problem. I even see usernames like "Penisaour" or some other retarded name sex related why not ban them????? EA you are a big hippacrite you ban creatures for foul sounding name but don't ban users for having sexual names?? What are they thinking??? I like Spore alot, I just wish I could login to the freaking game!!! I can play it but offline. It does suck offline. The Maxis creatures are aggressive little s*****!!! I can't even go 2 ft. near them without them going berserk.
  • KING_RUBE - September 11, 2008 1:07 p.m.

    LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHHA silly me.... when i bought the game i just played it, didn't even think about making fictional genitalia, im actually gonna try make some kinda sexy mermaid or maybe even some hermaphrodites when i get home yaaaayyyyy thanks for the inspiration. HAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO
  • ClusterShart - August 28, 2008 5:53 p.m.

    where is the Tdar Spore creatures?
  • Hellwilder - August 2, 2009 12:49 p.m.

    Õ.Õ Oh god, my eyes burn. It seems like EA loves Sporn

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