• marie-heart - September 17, 2014 9 p.m.

    My bf plays GTA 5-10 hours a day. He ignores me all day and never wants to talk to me, he just tells me to fuck off and that he wants to blow people and shit up! I can't stand it. I am so lonely and sad. I hate waiting for him b/c then I realize I have wasted my entire day wishing he would just be here now!
  • MAFIOSO - April 1, 2014 12:41 a.m.

    None of that shit made sense just that driving on the wrong side of the road was funny the rest of it was stupid as fuk
  • jrbdog - March 11, 2014 10:52 a.m.

    You forgot about wanting to Hijack every armored truck you see
  • Ayahime0 - January 19, 2014 12:16 a.m.

    About the rules of the road...well...I do sometimes go "GTA Mode", in other words, don't follow the rules of the road. But I make sure the road is safe and there are no signs of cops anywhere before doing so.
  • virofglacies - November 19, 2013 8:09 a.m.

    So GTA can be a positive influence too, whoo!
  • Match Fitness - September 29, 2013 7:39 p.m.

    Well, I'll never get those five minutes of my life back. Thanks for wasting my time.
  • Jet - September 29, 2013 12:39 a.m.

    The properties profit thing is a lie. You cant turn a profit with that garbage. Solar is limited so doesnt count
  • needles - September 25, 2013 4:22 p.m.

    Ganking. Sounds like something I would do while watching porno.
  • PatHan-bHai - September 25, 2013 11:34 a.m.

    So, about 14 of the signs tell us that we turn into normal human beings when we play GTA5? Not bad.
  • pl4y4h - September 25, 2013 7:13 a.m.

    Hilarious that their are so many short term and long term positive signs for a game built around automobiles and the grand thievery of said automobiles
  • drachehexe - September 24, 2013 4:33 p.m.

    You press "start". You've played too much, now go play Saints Row, it's more fun.
  • ObliqueZombie - September 24, 2013 5:21 p.m.

  • BladedFalcon - September 24, 2013 8:43 p.m.

    Not really.
  • VideoKilledTheRadioStar - September 24, 2013 8:47 p.m.

    lol funny joke
  • Ritcheyz - September 25, 2013 7:48 a.m.

    Saint's Row IV has about five different kinds of missions and only 20 hours of gameplay including getting all the collectibles, which is pretty low for an open world game. To me, GTA V is more fun.
  • EAC73 - September 24, 2013 3:47 p.m.

    If you see a better looking car on the road while you're driving, you think about GANKING it. Maybe you've been playing too much LoL.
  • Shnubby - September 24, 2013 2:53 p.m.

    Must... keep... resisting... this... game...
  • punkamisto - September 24, 2013 6:32 p.m.

    I found a very effective way to resist playing GTA V...altough not on purpose. The secret ps3 stopped working.........and still waiting for it to be repaired :(( Yes I´m very very sad altough you wouldn´t notice :P

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