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See Alpha Protocol's hardest sex scene

The woman forcibly boning Michael Thorton down there is SIE, a mercenary we actually didn’t even encounter during our first playthrough of Alpha Protocol. Damn shame that, as she stars in by far the most explicit sex scene in the game. AND swapping fluids with her is the only way to unlock the “Savage Love” Achievement/Trophy, which is one of four romance rewards needed to unlock the “Ladies’ Man” A/T.


Above: Grasping for affection

Without spoiling anything major (except for teh sechs!) the scene occurs toward the end of the game, provided you select SIE to accompany you during the final mission. Appeal to her feminist sensibilities, and she’ll mount you in a steamy scenario where you literally won't be able to refuse. Scandalous!

BONUS BONER!
You can catch a glimpse of the vixen (seemingly) without panties in the Alpha Protocol music video. Read our Super Review right here, and happy fapping to all!

Jun 3, 2010

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20 comments

  • Spybreak8 - June 6, 2010 10:11 p.m.

    Haha wow, cable is better than that shit.
  • HawtKakez - June 4, 2010 2:57 a.m.

    *pants come off* "Oh no." Way to win them over Romeo.
  • Tenfey - June 4, 2010 12:15 a.m.

    If that sex scene is so hard, maybe you can right us a guide to get through it?
  • RebornKusabi - June 4, 2010 12:09 a.m.

    I'm still going to play this game before I say it's bad... but that graphics are pretty bad >_> It's like Playstation 2 graphics quality and while I'm not a graphics stickler, my opinion is if you're going to have sex in your game at least either treat it as joke, cut it off "Mass Effect 2" style or do like Red Dead Revolver and treat it as a NEGATIVE thing that makes you hate the person more.
  • Redeater - June 3, 2010 11:33 p.m.

    I can't masterbate to this!!! .....or can I? fap fap fap
  • CurryIsGood - June 3, 2010 11:20 p.m.

    Vell I vonder vhat vat vas vavout
  • Psylockerules - June 3, 2010 10:55 p.m.

    oh my god thats totally rape-tastic
  • EDfromRED - June 3, 2010 10:18 p.m.

    Me being doped up and restrained on a gurney, is usually how my dates end up
  • GamesRadarJoeMcNeilly - June 3, 2010 9:34 p.m.

    TWO ACHIEVEMENTS!!
  • mastersword369 - June 3, 2010 9:31 p.m.

    Chistopher Antista! This is no replacment for Lose Your Boner Wednsday!
  • CommanderCrunch - June 3, 2010 9:11 p.m.

    I just realized that their hasn't been a lose your boner Wednesday for a while.
  • Subject36 - June 3, 2010 9:04 p.m.

    RAPE! or should I say r-ape...
  • Sensationo - June 3, 2010 8:43 p.m.

    Reminds me of the Family guy scene, "How are we supposed to have sex without moving or making noise?.....I'm done night honey". Talk about anti-climactic, I think he must have a hair trigger or something. I want my damn sword penis attacking her, and some angry grunting along with strange moans and a quick time event, except in the quick time event if I fail I want my guy to have to yell like guile and say DAMNIT!
  • GamesRadarTylerNagata - June 3, 2010 8:42 p.m.

    She looks like Sonya Blade
  • D0CCON - June 3, 2010 8:36 p.m.

    It's like they're asking for Mass Effect comparisons.
  • 88Meters - June 3, 2010 8:27 p.m.

    Sex with sunglasses on is the only way to roll, man.
  • GamesRadarChrisAntista - June 3, 2010 7:56 p.m.

    Yeah... we discuss the game a little more in depth on this week's TalkRadar (104!) The general consensus is that it's a game that fell very short of just about all of its wonderful and semi-innovative ambition. However, people seem to love the story, and that's high praise most new IPs never receive. After all, gameplay can and will always be enhanced, but a strong narrative, premise and/or universe is much harder to come by. Why did I just babble so much?!?!
  • cronoman66 - June 3, 2010 7:24 p.m.

    That looks soooo shoddy like they saw Mass Effect and though, that with a Russian chick who apparently carries a rifle EVERYWHERE
  • allthegoodnameswheretaken - June 3, 2010 7:23 p.m.

    Hahahaha
  • Lovelost - June 3, 2010 7:21 p.m.

    I'm only fapping cus you told me to.

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