Romance of the Three Kingdoms XI strikes America

On February 6th, 2007, pitiless developer Koei will mass-murder millions of Americans with an immense radioactive explosion named Romance of the Three Kingdoms XI.

Before you vaporize, remember this, sweetie cakes: the 11th romance is where you finally find bliss. This game will be the millennium-defining wet dream event for men of strategy, inducing universe-quaking narcotic emissions with a blend of peasant-crushing war and politics set in 2nd century China. To ensure you’re manly enough, polish your square, cleft chin.