Okay, two reasons to be frustrated with No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise. First up, the HD remake of the vastly under-bought first Wii game is currently slated for an April release on Xbox 360 and PS3 in Japan only. Game publishers of the world, you have failed us. Seriously, sort this out, or our future together may be forever tainted with bitterness. Forever.
Secondly, as well as having one over on us by actually getting the game, Japanese pre-orderers will get hold of one of two erotic portrait books (there's one version per system) containing naught but the sexiest art featuring the game's girls. The covers of the two books look like this:
Above: PS3 left, 360 right. Fruit-based toilet fetishism all the way through.
But today we've got hold of scans of a couple of the portraits themselves, featuring assassin rival Holly Summers and benevolent tech specialist Dr. Naomi:
Sort this out, publishers, sort this out. The break-up will be messy and we will get the kids.