Red hot sexy No More Heroes artwork hits the web

Okay, two reasons to be frustrated with No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise. First up, the HD remake of the vastly under-bought first Wii game is currently slated for an April release on Xbox 360 and PS3 in Japan only. Game publishers of the world, you have failed us. Seriously, sort this out, or our future together may be forever tainted with bitterness. Forever.

Secondly, as well as having one over on us by actually getting the game, Japanese pre-orderers will get hold of one of two erotic portrait books (there's one version per system) containing naught but the sexiest art featuring the game's girls. The covers of the two books look like this:

Above: PS3 left, 360 right. Fruit-based toilet fetishism all the way through.

But today we've got hold of scans of a couple of the portraits themselves, featuring assassin rival Holly Summers and benevolent tech specialist Dr. Naomi:

Sort this out, publishers, sort this out. The break-up will be messy and we will get the kids.

Thanks, Kotaku.

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  • skyguy343 - March 14, 2010 8:50 p.m.

    As the resident drooling No More Heroes fanboy of GR, allow me to say this. C'moooooooon Japan. Really?
  • philipshaw - March 13, 2010 10:47 a.m.

    Played it on Wii and it was great, but a HD PS3 would be all kinds of awesome if they bring it out over here
  • Cyberninja - March 12, 2010 11:06 p.m.

    I want the game because i missed it the first time and please if the game makes it over here please bring the art book with it
  • RebornKusabi - March 12, 2010 7:45 p.m.

    Forgive my crappy sentence structure and poor grammar. I kinda wish their was "preview post" function a la the forums... and I'm too lazy to just write my posts in Word and paste them over lol reCAPTCHA- the ruckuses
  • RebornKusabi - March 12, 2010 7:44 p.m.

    As far as the artbook is concerned, that isn't the issue here for me (Aside from personally not finding it worth my time and money) as Ebay, Amazon or hell, even Google could get me a copy of that with a simple search... and a ****-load of cash to pay for it after inflation. The issue here, for me, is the same as the lovely Mr. Houghton stated- the actual GAME needs to come over here. I was fortunate enough to play the original on the Wii and it really was one of the best games on that system, hands-down. The fact that many didn't get to is sad, but now that they could, I honestly see no reason for it not coming over. Sure, it sold badly... but that would probably be because YOU RELEASED ON THE ****ING WII!!! Lil' Billy has no interest in this type of game, Jabba the Soccer Mom has no interest in this type of game AND Mrs. Wii Fit has no interest in this type of game! Just release the goddamn game for the 360 or PS3 over here and if it sells as badly as Okami did... well, that would kinda prove the industries point here- that no one likes original concepts anymore and only want to play FPS's and war games (Not that I agree with that, and there are plenty of FPS games that are done well i.e. Deus Ex, System Shock 1 and 2, BioShock 1 and 2, etc, etc). 'Course if they do decide not to port the game, PS3 has no region limits so you could just import the game and play it that way. I did this for Siren: Blood Curse/ Siren: New Translation and it worked just fine for me ; )
  • Kipper - March 12, 2010 5:19 p.m.

    Can we find out if its a region-free game? If it is, surely we can just import it, so no problem.
  • crumbdunky - March 12, 2010 4:40 p.m.

    Oh, it'll come. whether we get the pictures is doubtful but we'll get the game soon enough.
  • bamb0o-stick - March 12, 2010 1:32 p.m.

    Goddamn! I want to buy the HD version just to get those pics.