• KidKatana - April 15, 2013 2:42 a.m.

    Choose wisely...for there are over seventeen mirrors in the mirrorworld!
  • JarkayColt - April 14, 2013 5:27 a.m.

    These just keep getting better and better! Actual lol at "Sweets taste sour. Haribo Tangfastics taste like sweets." Never stop, Justin. Although...the "Zombies Mode" joke is getting slightly tired now XD
  • PatHan-bHai - April 2, 2013 5:45 a.m.

    ENCORE!!! :P
  • shawksta - March 31, 2013 11:21 a.m.

    I lost it at the Chaos Theory pack
  • KA87 - March 31, 2013 3:32 a.m.

    You made me smile sir. Happy Easter. Oh and you forgot about the Easter pack were large Cadberry Bunny's fire eggs at you for there butts.
  • mafyooz - March 31, 2013 2:44 a.m.

    Give me the option to slap Jeff Goldblum on the DLC and Sir, you've got yourself a sale!
  • rxb - March 18, 2013 1:59 p.m.

    Good work Towelly,
  • Rub3z - March 17, 2013 11:46 p.m.

    "One policeman's hats was knocked off during the scuffle on the floor outside the bar - which was packed with around 150 people, it has been reported." This sentence is all kinds of messed up. Let's count the ways: 1. Why have we brought so much attention the fact that "one policeman's hats was knocked off" in this fight outside a bar? Y'know, after we've pretty much explained the conclusion of the encounter with the man's arrest? 2. I say again, quoting the piece, "policeman's hats." How many hats was this allegedly hat-endowed policeman wearing in this fight? Perhaps he had been playing a lot of TF2 as of late, why wasn't this pointed out if we were bringing up the hats in first place? Perhaps the outlay of this policeman's many hats being knocked off and subsequent indignation contributed to the man's arrest? Surely a policeman wearing so many hats at once would exercise every one of his rights to press charges on the man, a serious affront to his manly dignity knocking off his numerous hats would be. 3. "...which was packed with around 150 people, it has been reported." This is vague. It doesn't specify what, exactly, was packed with 150 people... was it the one policeman's many hats or the bar? Surely, they wouldn't specify this as something worth reporting in the first place if it wasn't serious. So I suspect it was the former... unless, perhaps, the pile of hats atop the one policeman's head was so enormous that, once tipped over, it would threaten to crush the patrons in the bar? No, hats can't crush buildings unless they're worn by The Hulk. Or Davey Crockett, maybe. It must be the former, because why would anyone be in a position to report, much less care about one policeman's heightened sense of worth (manifested in ornaments atop his head) being knocked from him, if it wasn't filled with around 150 people? It makes so much more sense that way. So we can conclude from this sentence that knocking this one policeman's countless hats from his head was clearly a serious crime, endangering the lives of the 150-or-so innocent people inhabiting them. No wonder this guy was arrested.
  • Hobogonigal - March 18, 2013 5:01 a.m.

    1. First up it is actually a crime to knock a policeman's hat off his head. Apparently doing this can give you a criminal record so I am assuming this is why attention is brought to this point. 2. I agree, that is pretty hilarious. Unless English police officers always keep smaller back-up hats hidden under their larger outer hat in the style of a Russian babushka doll and the politician knocked all of them off off :0 3. Actually yep, this makes the most sense. 150 people are living under the policeman's outer hat and there homes and buildings are actually just smaller hats. I think you have deciphered the hidden true meaning of this article from just this one sentence. Bravo sir, bravo.
  • Rub3z - March 18, 2013 1:50 p.m.

    Woah, I did not know it was a crime to knock a policeman's hat off. I'd agree that it would at least be terribly disrespectful and quite indicative of such a person's total disregard for the officer's authority, but a crime? It wouldn't qualify as outright assault, would it? A misdemeanor of some kind? And is the law for this sort of de-hatting of an officer different over there in Britain as opposed to here in the States? I am suddenly curious...
  • DiJunoMan - March 17, 2013 9:58 a.m.

    We need more original articles like these and much less lists!
  • avantguardian - March 11, 2013 12:28 a.m.

    always the clever one, justin. good stuff. great to get an every extend extra reference. i remember playing that on lsd once, and i realized that you could literally play the game forever without 'dying'. i think it's still, to this day, the only game that i've wanted to lose just so i could take a break. (and yes, i guess i could just lose on purpose, but that would be BLASPHEMOUS)
  • bass88 - March 10, 2013 2:31 p.m.

    The queen's diarreha problems have inspired a game of my own: Royal Skidmarks - a Twisted Metal style race set in a Paris tunnel.
  • shawksta - March 10, 2013 1:04 p.m.

    Awesome as always
  • JarkayColt - March 10, 2013 11:20 a.m.

    Thanks to this, I've actually been paying more attention to the news recently. Y'know, just so's I can guess which scenario Justin decides to game-ify next. Is that...bad? I'm hoping for something involving tractors, on the off chance we can get a sequel to Cundy's smash hit classic. You know the one.
  • CosmicEschaton - March 10, 2013 6:54 a.m.

    Steal Horse killed me XD
  • KA87 - March 10, 2013 5:15 a.m.

    Son of a Beach, that was another great article. Keep up the great work. You guy should do something with the congressional seguester and trying to cut through all of that red tape next week. I know you guys could put a funny twist on it.
  • PatHan-bHai - March 5, 2013 10:08 a.m.

    Hello Kibo! :3 Nice Kibo! :) STAY KIBO! :S NOOOOOOOO KIBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :O
  • BladedFalcon - February 18, 2013 11:01 a.m.

    Haha, these are great XD And heh, if you added Charles martinet voice to that popemobile game, doesn't matter if it was boring as hell, it would still sell millions, if only because misguided Mario fans would swear it's a bizarre Mario Kart spinoff :P
  • shawksta - February 18, 2013 11:44 a.m.

    Charles Martinet's Voice plus "Shouting in Italian", would be freaking hilarious. Even better if he decides to random change his voice to Paarthurnax XD

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