E3 2013


  • Sketchy - June 19, 2013 8:52 a.m.

    "Fortunately we have a product for people who aren't able to get some form of connectivity. It's called Xbox 360." - Don Mattrick, E3 2013
  • ViolentLee - June 14, 2013 1:01 a.m.

    I look forward to the E3 Body Art feature, for the GTA tattoo and the N-Gage price announce painted on a young girl's stomach.
  • tomasspipass - June 8, 2013 11:23 p.m.

    Ah i missed that
  • mothbanquet - June 8, 2013 1:43 a.m.

    To be honest, I don't mind Aisha Tyler's girl wood at all. Not one bit. Kudos for the Kryten reference!
  • D0CCON - June 7, 2013 2:11 p.m.

    All this time I thought he was saying "WAH-BAM!", not "well, bam!"
  • shawksta - June 7, 2013 1:39 p.m.

    Heh i almost forgot how awesome that 3DS trailer was XD
  • PatHan-bHai - June 7, 2013 11:23 a.m.

    "My body is ready" - Lol! "Girl-wood" sounds really disgusting but I'll let it pass because of Tyler's awesome role in Archer! XD
  • SirNinja - June 7, 2013 9:12 a.m.

    Konami's cringeworthy E3 2010 conference was absolutely packed with these. "One, MILLION, troops. Wooooowwwww." "You will be sucked" "This is an *extreeeeeeeeeme* hack-and-slash title" "Now you can move your body freely" ...and a lot more things the internet is still making fun of today. Watch it if you dare:
  • shawksta - June 7, 2013 1:33 p.m.

    Konami is defintely one hell of a conference However most of these phrases were used when the subject was brought up and not all the time otherwise it WAS packed with these
  • ViolentLee - June 14, 2013 12:59 a.m.

    1 Million Troops was the first one that I thought of as missing from this list. Thanks for the link!
  • Swedish_Chef - June 7, 2013 9:01 a.m.

    GR making a Red Dwarf reference? Welp, you've won the Internet for tonight good sir.
  • QuickSticks45 - June 7, 2013 9 a.m.

    I really enjoyed this articular, brought back good memories.
  • soren7550 - June 7, 2013 8:51 a.m.

    "Doodley doodley doodley doop." - Mr. Caffeine (Ubisoft E3 press conference, 2011)
  • BladedFalcon - June 7, 2013 8:56 a.m.

    Except no one really mentions or says that in any context other than to specifically refer to, or make fun of Mr. Caffeine. All of the other phrases in this list are often heard being quoted or used by people outside of the context they were uttered for. Save for Girl-Wood, never heard anyone using that, and I hope I don't. Ever.
  • soren7550 - June 7, 2013 3:37 p.m.

    I know, but I still love it, in a 'dear god it's horrible yet somehow hilarious' way. Plus, I've heard people say it on several occasions, and not because they were talking about the conference. (although I do suppose technically they were referring to it)
  • BladedFalcon - June 7, 2013 3:43 p.m.

    Fair enough, although in my personal experience, I haven't really heard it being used XD Honestly, to me, the whole "one Million troops... Wooooow" from the konami guy is even more hilarious to me, but that's also not used very much XD
  • BladedFalcon - June 7, 2013 8:34 a.m.

    "At least nobody dares show 'target footage' any more as a result of the 2005 backlash." *Coughs* Aliens: Colonial Marines *Coughs*
  • tomasspipass - June 8, 2013 1:07 a.m.

    The xbox one EA sports trailer looked suspiciously like target footage
  • BladedFalcon - June 8, 2013 10:13 a.m.

    Except they immediately clarified that it WAS cut-scene footage, not gameplay footage. So it's not like they're even attempting to decieve people like Sony did back in 2005
  • larkan - June 23, 2013 3:18 p.m.


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