Nooooooooooooooo! American Werewolf To Be Remade

Of all the unwanted potential Hollywood remakes this must rates as the most unwantedest (which should be a bloody word if it isn’t one)

Mark our words – there will be howls of discontent. According to The LA Times , Dimension Films has bought the rights to John Landis’s seminal An American Werewolf In London , and has set The Number 23 writer Fernley Phillips to work on the script.

Here are a list of more pointless endeavours:

Nope, can’t think of any.

Hey guys, why not just remake 2001 or Blade Runner while you’re at it.

Feel free to fill our comments section with reasons why we’re being horrible, grumpy old reactionary, cinematic Luddites. We’re just going off to sulk.