Nintendo DSi XL is here, and it is massive!

Nintendo just sent over the new DSi XL and we were so taken aback, we ruined a perfectly good size comparison video! (But you should watch it anyway.) How big is the DSi XL? The DSi XL is so big, it's the only game console you can see from space!* Looky:

*OH SNAP! Other facts about how big the DSi XL is:
-The DSi XL is so big, there's an echo is the stylus holder!
-The DSi XL is so big, we're using it as a stand for the original Xbox!
-The DSi XL is so big, it comes with a license plate!
-The DSi XL is so big, we tried to ride it!
-The DSi XL is so big, we dropped it on 4 quarters and made a dollar!
-The DSi XL is so big, it was delivered here by Greenpeace!
-The DSi XL is so big, we put on a Malcolm X sticker and a helicopter landed on it!
-The DSi XL is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls!
-The DSi XL is so big, it's memory card slot is the same size as the DSi's!

If you have any observations on the bigness of the DSi XL, please, let us know in the comments.

Mar 22, 2010

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  • asdfgh - December 8, 2013 4:14 p.m.

    Far out I just got a DSi points card code and surprisingly it worked! They're giving them away here
  • Casassybear - August 1, 2013 1:36 p.m.

    Far out I got a DSi Points Card Code and it was legit! Awesomeness!!!! Got it at freedsipoints✿ co{dot}uk
  • Kytl - April 9, 2010 1:02 a.m.

    the DSi XL is so big, it gets all the cute Japanese girls.
  • lukel127 - April 7, 2010 4:13 a.m.

    The DSi XL is so big its its bigger than dibs head.
  • Nonreflexive - March 24, 2010 9:48 p.m.

    The DSi XL is so big, you can use it as a tanning bed!
  • MaynardJ - March 24, 2010 10:42 a.m.

    @ Tygerclaws: Nice Back to the Future reference, man!
  • Tygerclaws - March 24, 2010 7:09 a.m.

    The DSi XL is so big, the Black "Muthafuckin'" Baron couldn't stop starin'! The DSi XL is so big, it could get to the Resonator before Fenix. The DSi XL is so big, not even Phoenix Wright could object. The DSi XL is so big, Bela Lugosi is buried in one lucky winner's box! The DSi XL is so big, it has an output of 1.21 Gigawatts.
  • Cyberninja - March 24, 2010 1:29 a.m.

    @golden me it was joke no one else said anything about red steal 2 so i said that as a joke and the DSi XL is so big EBA said damn no one will have trouble getting to the divas anymore.
  • shamrock77 - March 24, 2010 1:11 a.m.

    The DSi XL is soo its big.
  • pat5556 - March 23, 2010 11:04 p.m.

    The DSiXL is so big: SWAT teams use it as body armor. Mario got tired walking across one screen. It is classified in airports as a "club-like object" It has a gravitational pull: smaller DS units orbit around it. You can fit a PS2 memory card in the SD card slot. It is bigger than itself.
  • Ravenbom - March 23, 2010 10:18 p.m.

    The DSi XL is so big, republicans are tempted to go to war with it! The DSi Xl is so big, that Lady Gaga wears one as a dress. The DSi Xl is so big, even Wario can't steal it. The DSi Xl is so big, it's start up theme is the Imperial march. The DSi Xl is so big, Bruce Willis will have to protect one in his next movie. The DSi Xl is so big, they had to ship them here because they can't fit anymore in Japan. The DSi Xl is so big, the Japanese have to stop complaining about the 360 controller being too big for their hands. The DSi Xl is so big, that Antista's GF closes her eyes and thinks about it while their having sex.
  • 510BrotherPanda - March 23, 2010 10:12 p.m.

    The DSiXL's so big it replaced silicone as cosmetic surgeon's #1 building material. It's so big, it's the one object ReverendBurn can't fit in his mouth. It's so big that Sarah Palin can see it from her house.
  • spekko - March 23, 2010 9:15 p.m.

    I started laughing pretty hard when everyone just started putting their crap on top of the DS pile.
  • y2kpikachu12 - March 23, 2010 9:01 p.m.

    lmfao, whos got a DSi? Scramble! someone find a DSi! *tons of other stuff is just added on* Nice video guys. CAPTCHA: 500,000 numbers thats a BIG amount of numbers.
  • Xeacons - March 23, 2010 6:20 p.m.

    It's so big, when Mario climbed the flagpole, his ears popped! ...Link needed an oxygen tank for Death Mountain. ...Samus joined Jenny Craig's.
  • IHateMakingUserIDs - March 23, 2010 5:07 p.m.

    The DSi XL is so big it looks like first generation net books.
  • Moondoggie1157 - March 23, 2010 4:29 p.m.

    The DSi XL is so big that it actually did "catch'em all", only to later "enslave'em all" in an attempt to destroy the hope for all other trainers... A Team Rocket device? You be the judge...
  • Kenzo - March 23, 2010 4:04 p.m.

    The DSi XL is so can use it as a widscreen TV the DSi XL is so has it's own gravitational pull The DSi XL is so could play track and field on it... IN REAL LIFE! The DSi XL is so makes hot air balloons sit on the ground
  • Navarre1991 - March 23, 2010 2:26 p.m.

    The DSi XL is so big...even Michael Moore can play with it.
  • philipshaw - March 23, 2010 12:34 p.m.

    Nice vid and article

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