More accurate names for your favourite games

Resident Evil 5? More like Recycled Evil 5

Words: Games_Radar_DaveMeikleham on May 21, 2009

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PinkLenny - May 22, 2009 9:45 p.m.

That was a good article too short though more please?
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Japanaman - May 22, 2009 9:05 p.m.

How bout... Wiitoolazytoplayrealsports Wiimusingforaminute Need For New Ideas Marvel Vs Capcom 2.5: Old Age of Old Heroes House of the Dead: Undercensored "It's F'n Great!" Wiidon'tplay Notsosuper Seen It All Before Fancier Looking Street Fighter II HD Remix Little Bit of Nothing Rag Doll FU: Nobody plays with dolls, so we might as well give it away for free DSidiot: We convince you to buy our handhelds 3 times every time! Monotonous NFL 2010: Now with Less Madden! Got Yer Money Zero: Hey, Loser! Now buy all the same songs you loved before again on one disk! Perfectly Earns A Zero: Somebody Buy Our Game... Please... It's been in bargain bins for years now Playstation Portapotty: Flush your money down the drain by upgrading today! Xbox Suckstobeyou: Can you solve the puzzle of the red ring of death?
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Demonflare - May 22, 2009 8:29 p.m.

Hahaha! Wow! Nice article. The Wiishit! Ha! That game is also shitty! ;)
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thochaos - May 22, 2009 11:45 a.m.

Wow this is so bad I had to check I wasn't on Gamespy.
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GoldenMe - May 22, 2009 8:19 a.m.

Wow. This article is one of the shitiest I've seen in a long time. And another thing is that it's from Dave, again. So Dave, up the ante a little bit, ok?
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yankeesfan3 - May 22, 2009 1:36 a.m.

haha great article. loved the mortal kombat and wii fit
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JeffK - May 21, 2009 11:55 p.m.

Not to dogpile, and it's a mark of how consistently I enjoy the articles here that this is the first one I'm doing this for, but: Bleh. Puns are bad enough, these are bad (and in some cases, inexplicable) ones. No Big Profit? That's supposed to be funny? And there's an agreement that we as a society have come to: If you're going to make people look at pictures of feces to serve a joke, that joke has to be funny. Doing so in service of a joke that a third grader would think is dumb and the folks at Laffy Taffy would reject as "too juvenile" violates the social contract.
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Starplatinum - May 21, 2009 11:32 p.m.

LOL I wasn't prepared for the goofy faces on Cheers of War...But I definately wasn't prepared for Wii Shit!! Bwahahaha!! LolZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 indeed!
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nampmip - May 21, 2009 11:19 p.m.

WIISHIT thats funny
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cronoman66 - May 21, 2009 7:39 p.m.

on* crappy spelling ftw!
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zymn - May 21, 2009 7:06 p.m.

oh my. i just saw my first internet shit. except for that one time. in that one porno. oh god...
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Clownsarescary - May 21, 2009 6:12 p.m.

Nice idea...but the names were a bit weak (No Big Profit?) and for the thousands of games out there, only two pages? I haven't seen an article that can match the majesty of Chris Antista's 'soundtracks that ripped off songs' for a while. Plus marks for the Came and Lynched, though. Gerstmann, come back to us.
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MechGyver - May 21, 2009 6 p.m.

I !?guess the names sounded better in british than in english ?!lol But serously, kinda weak article. !keep tring!
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Forrest22x - May 21, 2009 5:20 p.m.

There was something like this in one of the TDars.
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oryandymackie - May 21, 2009 3:42 p.m.

Maybe you should have just made new names, instead of trying to vary the names?
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Bambell - May 21, 2009 3:30 p.m.

Kinda average, didnt' think it was good. Cheers of War though got a smile!
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