Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash review

Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash is very much like a day out at Wimbledon; so full of promise as you settle into your sun-baked seat, slip on your shades, and prepare the neckbrace you packed in anticipation of some serious whiplash. But just as you’re slapping on the sunscreen, a flock of incontinent clouds descend upon you, and five minutes later, you’re soaked to the core and throttling the life out of Mildred for polishing off the last of the strawberries. It’s all a bit of a letdown.

The biggest disappointment is the lack of varied content, with no RPG elements or tournaments to participate in, which is a shame because the core gameplay feels fantastic. Cranking up the CPU difficulty is on par with ramping up your blood pressure level a few notches. The mechanics allow for a technical, strategic approach, and as you start to get the hang of it, the friendly rallies between Mushroom Kingdom folks feel as intense as a duel to the death.

The game is split into five modes: Classic, Mega Battle, Knockout Challenge, Mega Rally, and an online mode. Classic mode lets you play either pure, unadulterated tennis, or standard Mario Tennis with the series’ staple jump and chance shots added to the gameplay.

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The prominent debut of Mega Battle, taking pride of place in the main menu, could have easily been filed away under Classic mode. The toads apparently missed the memo that they were umpiring a tennis match as opposed to attending a rave, and every so often they’ll toss giant mushrooms out onto the court. If you or your opponent pick them up, you’ll be supersized and massively OP, become a hulking behemoth who can dispense with moving altogether and leisurely return the ball with minimum effort. Power-ups aside, once the novelty of instant gigantism wears off, it’s just standard Mario Tennis.

Mega Rally is a rather humdrum affair, involving an oversized ball that you can hone your skills with while maintaining a rally with your opponent. Playing the CPU in this mode is pointless until you’ve unlocked the pro and ace level, as they just can’t keep up, bringing your rally to an abrupt end after a smattering of shots.

The most mystifying mode is the Knockout Challenge. Playing either solo, or with your amiibo along for the ride, you work your way through a string of opponents that gets progressively more difficult. And that’s it. Sure, your amiibo can get some solid training time in, but as the calluses start to form on your once soft, tender hands, and you find yourself googling the symptoms of carpal tunnel, you’ll begin to wonder if this is some kind of metaphor for the futility of life, or whether you’ve been an unwitting test subject in a new kind of psychological warfare.

If you have to quit out to facilitate your other functions as a human being - like earning a living, eating, and, sleeping - there’ll be no saving of progress for you. Because you’re weak and lack discipline. Knockout Challenge is an uninspired cycle of monotony, bereft of the whimsical charm of the previous games’ tournament mode, and ultimately unsatisfying.

The online portion is also a bit of a bust. I didn’t have a great deal of time with it prior to release as there was a specific schedule of the types of game available on the servers, but no lobbies or matchmaking with friends. After picking a game type, I was randomly paired with another player, got swiftly trounced, and that was that. It didn’t help that we seemed to be the only two people in the entire world playing online, and faced off another six or seven times, during which - against all odds - I failed to make an astounding last minute comeback and got pulverised. Over and over again.

Victories in any of the five modes will reward you with varying amounts of coins that you can use to unlock the more interesting courts, additional characters, and the star versions of the roster lineup. Alternatively, you can unlock everything by fulfilling certain prerequisites, so save your coins to bypass the more difficult challenges.

That being said, I immediately frittered away my coins on unlocking newcomers Green Sprixie Princess and the adorable Toadette. Your choice of character isn’t just aesthetic - their play styles fall into one of six categories, but the only discernable difference I noted was how much slower the beefier characters were. After lumbering around as Donkey Kong and Bowser, with balls flying past my face, I gave up and switched to Peach, but if you’re familiar with the Mario tennis games, you may prefer the benefits bestowed by the more portly athletes.

With the exception of Knockout Challenge and online play, each mode supports one to four players in singles or doubles matches. You can introduce compatible amiibo in Knockout Challenge and online. Perks are randomly allotted to the 10 skill slots as you play with them, but you can tweak them to your heart’s desire once you unlock amiibo training with your coin stash. I trained my Yoshi in Knockout mode and the going was a lot less stressful with a buddy by my side.

As fun as it would be take your sparring partner online after a bout of training to pit against a friend and their amiibo while duking it out in a doubles match, the randomised online matchmaking is going to ensure that never happens. The biggest hook for amiibo integration is oddly absent in another missed opportunity.

Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash falls short of expectations, with scant content and glaringly overlooked potential features overshadowing the solid gameplay, which carries the game, but unfortunately, not far enough.