If game characters used Twitter

The secret lives of gaming's greats, in 140 characters or less

Words: on July 21, 2009

You can tell a lot about a person from their Twitter feed. The briefness of the updates means that only the most important points and thoughts are distilled onto the page. And given the frequency of tweets, it's often possible to decipher the internal ebb and flow of a person's entire day with a bit of between-line reading.

Game characters? They're no different to anyone else. They might have a reputation for being two-dimensional, but the following Twitter feeds open the minutiae of their lives right up.

 

Max Payne

 


Nico Bellic

 

Next: Plumbers, chainsaw fetishists and eternally-delayed meatheads. 

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  • AHolyMonk

    AHolyMonk  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Haha. Great article! The Pac_Man one made me wakka-wakka a bit. XD
  • doomdude

    doomdude  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    WTF!!!!!! dude this is funny
    dude guys u rule
  • JakkedGamer

    JakkedGamer  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    GUYS. GUYS!!!!> God i miss duke games. Wish Forever would have come out berore 3d realms went bankrupt.
  • CH3BURASHKA

    CH3BURASHKA  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Awesome! You perfectly captured all of the characters. Effing hilarious.
  • Brutel

    Brutel  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Oh if only, if only, they could.
  • Spybreak8

    Spybreak8  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    How'd I know Niko's was going to be like that lol.
  • gmilf71

    gmilf71  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    lolololololol
  • alexlcna

    alexlcna  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    lol pacman twitters are great
  • Cyberninja

    Cyberninja  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    pac mans dirty he said thinks that cant be said if you dont know the pac man language
  • wrapdump

    wrapdump  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    This is excellent writing, incredibly funny and so true, respect.
  • Fizzmonkey

    Fizzmonkey  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    poor mario
  • Thegamingkid

    Thegamingkid  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    wait a sec, wouldnet Pac man be too busy eating ghosts?
  • oscarpiggy

    oscarpiggy  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    i followed the link that max payne gave me but all i got was stupid cat pictures :sniff: i wanted something cool
  • may.be.vital

    may.be.vital  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Haha Laughed too hard at Marcus and his jam plight :) keep up the good work and do more of these!
  • smallberry

    smallberry  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    Great features this week. Thanks GR.
  • Icehearted

    Icehearted  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    The Max Payne Twitter was effin brilliant!
  • ACGUY

    ACGUY  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    LMAO Mario da princess is a cheating on you'll I'll tweet u some pics. And now SOnic is the worse game character ever since he's not on here and pac man is.
  • yojo117

    yojo117  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    that was great i loved solid snake and princess is def a ho fo sho
  • Makk_Mizzy

    Makk_Mizzy  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    I have to admit, that this is the best article by far and the funniest! I shot the silly f_ck in the throat and he was kicking sh_t repeatedly while holding both of his hands over his throat trying to force me to help him or call 911, I HATE VIOLENCE!!!! LOL!
  • aerovette92

    aerovette92  - 2 years, 6 months ago  - Report

    gee i didnt know pacman had so much shit goin on in his life
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