You can tell a lot about a person from their Twitter feed. The briefness of the updates means that only the most important points and thoughts are distilled onto the page. And given the frequency of tweets, it's often possible to decipher the internal ebb and flow of a person's entire day with a bit of between-line reading.
Game characters? They're no different to anyone else. They might have a reputation for being two-dimensional, but the following Twitter feeds open the minutiae of their lives right up.
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