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  • Defguru7777 - July 1, 2009 2:49 a.m.

    Strange, I beat Call of Duty 4 on Veteran holding the controller comfortably. :(
  • GigantoBear - July 1, 2009 2:26 a.m.

    This article is fragging awesome. Also, what is that movie with the two guys shooting at each other?
  • Life - July 1, 2009 2:09 a.m.

    You know, it just seems like every guy I know, they are secretly envious of the guy who isn't on XBL because he's on a date.
  • michaelmcc827 - July 1, 2009 12:15 a.m.

    Wow really great article!!! So true!
  • Stabby_Joe - June 30, 2009 11:41 p.m.

    Where as a real pro barely batters an eyelid.
  • zayleffein - June 30, 2009 11:30 p.m.

    I always wondered why the hell video game commercials and tv shows showed people playing games like they had ape arms, and concentrating like they are pulling a leg numbing episode on the toilet in front of a TV screen. Thanks GR, now I know for sure that everyone in the world is fake. There goes my dreams.
  • YabbaMyIcing - June 30, 2009 10:45 p.m.

    Thanks for the tips GR, now i will win all of my halo 3 tournamentzzzz with these proficinal sk1lllzzz!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!1!1!!
  • DasavageJ - June 30, 2009 8:41 p.m.

    LOL that was a funny article, I loved the dude in the store bein pissed off after he almost died cause he he was playin games on the job.
  • EliteDog - June 30, 2009 8:41 p.m.

    Lol, Terminator 2. Awesome article.
  • gmilf71 - June 30, 2009 7:15 p.m.

    lulz so true
  • deora2dude - June 30, 2009 6:49 p.m.

    BEST. ARTICLE. EVER.
  • oryandymackie - June 30, 2009 5:21 p.m.

    Just keep muttering "tactical sniping position", "target located" and, my personal favourite, "damn it, RROD. I, Zac Efron will personally write to Microsoft complaining of this problem. (Takes snack of GamerBitez)."
  • lucashintz - June 30, 2009 4:28 p.m.

    haha, great article.
  • symphonicdeathpop - June 30, 2009 2:28 p.m.

    aha that was awesome! The "flailing around like a harpooned tuna" bit especially
  • rxb - June 30, 2009 1:55 p.m.

    I remember reading a report a few months back that said guys would rather play a new release than sleep with their partners. Sounds crazy at first but then think [ if your not a virgin or only got lucky 2 years ago] samey sex with your wife/girlfriend or Modern Wafare 2 on release night. I rest my case.
  • MechGyver - June 30, 2009 1:44 p.m.

    In "Nothing can ever distract you from a game", John Cusack´s guns either had really large clips or he was using cheats because i only remeber seeing him reload once......l0l
  • Unoriginal - June 30, 2009 1:34 p.m.

    Why did the last video make it's own sound effects for the game that was allready playing on the TV? At least it wasn't the sound of Pac-man. Great article
  • curly_jefferson - June 30, 2009 12:37 p.m.

    damn i suck!!!!!!
  • VeggieBurger - June 30, 2009 12:31 p.m.

    To be fair to Sandler he is playing an emotionally distressed almost child like person in that film so the name mistake is probably done on purpose. I normally don't like him but that film is great.
  • xmattyoungx - June 30, 2009 11:59 a.m.

    "Eluding" should be "alluding." Good article, though.

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