In today%26rsquo;s FAP, Matt, Mikel , Brett and Chris enter the Hard Corps: Uprising! And yeah%26hellip; we got our asses kicked pretty quickly. However, we%26rsquo;d say they were kicked in a good way. Dare we say%26hellip; that old Contra way? Man, if only this was a Contra game! With its brutal grid patterns of deadly gunfire, familiar sound effects and reminiscent gameplay, Hard Corps: Uprising would%26rsquo;ve fit perfectly into the Contra canon. But this downloadable title is published by Konami. So, if it were a Contra game, I%26rsquo;m sure someone would%26rsquo;ve told us so. Such a shame%26hellip; Either way, have a look - the game hits PSN/XBLA Wednesday!
Feb 14, 2011
A JRPG about the console wars with pervy overtones? Truly, a FAP in every sense!
Mario Sports Mix video - Full Access Playthrough
How do we soothe the pain inflicted by Mario%26rsquo;s most uninspired game in recent memory? With some Hyper-Serious Sportscaster Commentary! WHAMMY!!
We tricked our PS3 into thinking it was Japanese and grabbed Atlus' latest sexy, sheepy demo