Flowers are overrated. And jewelry? So clich%26eacute;. This Valentine's Day, if you truly want to impress the videogame vixen on your list, the only gift that will do the job is a romantic, life-sized, battery operatedDead Space Plasma Cutter replica.
Available now for pre-order at Entertainment Earth, the Dead Space 2 Isaac Clarke Plasma Cutter Full Size Replica is a spot-on copy of its video game counterpart, except with 3-blast spotlights in lieu of searing plasma energy and make-believe danger in lieu of actual, mind-shattering Necromorph terror. It also comes in a displayable carrying case, which is great since at $240 a pop, you're going to want to protect your investment.
The actual item won't be ready to ship until March 2011, but we've included a picture of it to cut out and put in your V-Day card as a placeholder. After all, nothing says %26ldquo;I love you%26rdquo; to non-gaming spouses like fake sc-fi weaponry. Right? Right?! Oh god, I've made a terrible mistake...
Feb 8, 2011