HaloRadar: The Halo Suicides

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Judging by your submissions, most of you share our current obsession with Halo suicides. There's just something about Master Chief's expressionless ragdolling that turns us into giggling school girls. We can't explain why, but our therapists assure us that reveling in the grisly demise of the iconic uber-patriot "doesn't make you a bad person." Good to know, given the "epic lulz" all your videos generated around our office.

And we want more! Send you suicide submissions to and we'll do our best to post them right here. Videos you've edited yourself are preferable, but you can also show us your euthanasia by uploading them to Bungie's website via File Share. C'mon, all the cool kids are killing themselves.

Without further ado, we'll kick things off with EvlMidget's latest masterpiece (EXCLUSIVE to GamesRadar). This guy's the reigning Spielberg of Halo suicides. How "epic" is it, you ask? Let's put it this way: Chief's dead before he hits the ground.


"My friend Shad0wFlame thought that it'd be a good idea to do a Suicide Map across Rat's Nest, so that's the one we set off to do. The best place to start a suicide is at a very weird place, throw it in the genaral direction you want it to go, and work around that. 

After some hilarious mistakes and mishaps, we finally got everything to go where it needed to be. I flew around the map, from tele to tele, untill finally receiving the greatest glory a Spartan can achieve in his life: committing suicide via sticky gernade."


  • bDwbomb - October 27, 2008 6:24 p.m.

    A gud frend made this clip-'18 Second Fuse'-snd it took him 6 hours. He kicks ass at Halo nd im sure he'd appreciate the downloads.
  • jdog2360 - October 10, 2008 3:12 p.m.

    Haha, yeah I know. I am really pissed though, I was the first person in Halo 3 history to have that happen to, and a year later Bungie decides to give credit to some other guy for my work. I am so pissed, they even put it on bungie favorites. I am trying to get GamesRadar to do another on of these, I sent them an email.
  • oryandymackie - August 31, 2008 10:10 a.m.

    Hah Master Chief! Loved the one where Chef gets run over by a giant wheel from a distance

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