GamesRadar UK Podcast 020 - German Weasels

We're back! Told you so. And there you were thinking we had run away. Well, Cundy returned from holiday and I am back from Gamescom in Cologne, Germany where I saw loads of things. You'd think I'd be able to get a word in edgeways this time, wouldn't you? Yeah, I thought that too... never mind, this is one hell of a tight podcast this time round thanks to having to work to a schedule. Streamlined. Sensual. Oooh.

Besides the Gamescom anecdotes, there's another cracking (pun intended, folks) Towell Joke Factory, a return outing for Houghton Agrees (mmm, yes, uh-huh, etc) and some rather exciting news about GRID 2. Well, exciting for me, at least.

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Above: This is what Matt was silently doing with beads during the show. Not very radio-friendly, but still amusing

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  • HadokenAlex - September 2, 2012 11:54 a.m.

    I would turn Justin's Tepig into a sausage. I'd make it use ember to cook itself and then enjoy a delicious porky snack.
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  • Gazanator101 - August 24, 2012 4:14 p.m.

    Naked Snake from Metal Gear Solid 3, because Naked Sausage sounds even dirtier. And then Solid Sausage will become a legend soon-after.
  • Safety Dance Central - August 24, 2012 7:32 a.m.

    Kirby, a sweet strawberry flavoured sausage that could eat other sausages and gain their flavour. Though the end result would be vomit inducing.
  • danielwstirrat - August 23, 2012 6:09 p.m.

    I'd probably go for Whitney's Miltank from Pokemon, not only would one of them make an ample batch of beefy sausage but having spent so long fighting it in Soul Silver just to have it unfairly heal itself every god damn time I've nearly killed it, I would feel justice had finally been served for the hours and hours it tormented me.
  • Martfish - August 23, 2012 1:07 p.m.

    I would like to see Dizzy turned into one of those sausage and egg Ginsters roll thingys you get from late night garages after a boozy woozy night oot on the ran dan. Mmmmmmm lovely (apart from the inevitable irritable bowel syndrome)!!!
  • victorvonboom - August 23, 2012 4:18 a.m.

    I would like to turn Tofu from Resident Evil into a sausage, because I am a vegan. All I'd have to do is wipe the zombie juice off him, then he'd make a tasty vegan snack.
  • BottleBank - August 22, 2012 3:45 p.m.

    Cundy's summer hair is a sight to behold.
  • fish94 - August 22, 2012 2:42 p.m.

    To be honest, I don't think I'd like to actually see any game character being turned into a sausage, it'd be a bit gory for my tastes... That being said, Ganon wouldn't make a bad tube of meat, though he'd probably be better as stakes. Get it? GANON stakes? HAHA!
  • Kieran712 - August 22, 2012 9:44 a.m.

    MGS3 Snake would be delicious as he is already flavoured and spiced from all the the critters he consumes during his survival
  • rxb - August 22, 2012 8:37 a.m.

    Theres only one meat juicy, tender and succulent to produce a sausage fit for my mouth and that is from TEPIG. His fire ability would mean the meat never cooled down. Plus the look on Cundy's face as Towelly and Hooters got stuck in would be priceless.
  • veryweirdguy - August 22, 2012 6:58 a.m.

    I'd love a hot and spicy sausage* so grind me up a Charmander and slap it on the BBQ. Instant Char-grilled-mander! Plus, I think dinosaur meat would be DELICIOUS. Charmander's a dinosaur, right? *I'm not gay, honest. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • SadKen - August 22, 2012 3:19 a.m.

    Mario would definitely make the best sausage because all the mushrooms he eats would surely infuse the flavour into his very flesh: Italian sausage with a hint of mushroom ... Mmmmm

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