Games that would be better with a Mature rating

Just because a game gets rated 'Mature' or slapped with an 18 certificate doesn't mean it's going to be grown up and serious and any better than something deemed suitable for younger gamers. However, chances are it is probably going to be more fun, simply because it'll have more violence, more sexy, more swearing, more alcohol. And all of those things, as any responsible adult will tell you, are the main ingredients for a good time. In our opinion, the following games could do with a bit of maturing up.

Warning: Younger readers may find the following article immature.

Pokemon Battle Revolution

Look at that image and - hand on heart - tell us it doesn't look a million times more fun than the crap biscuit we were given.

Rock Band/Guitar Hero

Throw in some drug and alcohol misuse mini-games and a few side-quests of a debauched sexual nature and - voila - the world's first rock 'n' roll simulator.

Duck Hunt

Grab your gun and some cold brewskis cos it's time for bird killing and bad language in the awesome new Duck Hunt redux: Duck Guts: F*** Yeah!

Dynasty Warriors

Would make God of War look like a flower-sniffing chick flick.

Trauma Center

We were thinking a full-motion video version along the lines of Trauma Centre: Blood, Guts and Sexy Nurses.


  • david9812 - October 2, 2009 11:13 a.m.

    You cut off half of Britney Spears in the Sims 3, she should be completely shown. I would love playing as a shaved head Britney in the Sims 3 smashing cars with umbrellas.
  • Cyberninja - July 14, 2009 4:50 p.m.

    i know a game that could be mature very easily scriblenauts think about it you could input any word
  • Scotch - July 10, 2009 6:45 p.m.

    hahaha this was amazing, anyone else notice the surprising amount of great articles up this week?
  • phoenix_wings - July 10, 2009 4:11 a.m.

    "Fuck 'em up, Piplup!"
  • thomashalpenny - July 9, 2009 9:49 p.m.

    David Hasslehoff in the sims?!?!?!?! cant wait
  • silentfire - July 9, 2009 5:50 p.m.

    It would be awsome to play a pokemon game like that
  • JGamer - July 9, 2009 2 p.m.

    The Pokémon Battle Revolution one isn't that funny, but al the others are like 'F***, YEAH!!'
  • AuthorityFigure - July 9, 2009 9:59 a.m.

    I actually thought Trauma Centre WAS going to be a surgical-simulator a bit like the image you've got there. It would be a way more 'gutsy' style of game.
  • waynski1457 - July 9, 2009 5:23 a.m.

    As long as you can shoot that damn dog, I'd play an M rated Duck Hunt.
  • solidsnake_5552000 - July 9, 2009 5:02 a.m.

    "I'm gonna go jack some car and cruise for hookers. You in? Nah... FTW
  • Cheeze16 - July 9, 2009 4:33 a.m.

    Haha, Doctor, all this blood is making me feel sexy.
  • The_Space_Wolf - July 9, 2009 2:55 a.m.

    I love how you guys just write the most random articles they are really funny another good article thanks GR
  • mertor3190 - July 9, 2009 2:32 a.m.

    HA! Hilarious.
  • Curtis_Stone - July 9, 2009 1:46 a.m.

    More proof that "M" rating means better games... Done and done... reCaptcha: "shocks" "assistant" What a warden does to their terrible assistant?!
  • Ninja-KiLLR - July 9, 2009 1:09 a.m.

    lol animal crossing. if it that version came out it might give me a reason to turn my wii back on
  • Silvermech - July 9, 2009 1:02 a.m.

    I will whole heatidly support maturing Animal Crossing, it's boring and nothing ever happens.
  • AnonymouZ - July 9, 2009 12:45 a.m.

    Not into unnecessary gore. So id' avoid the Trauma Game. Everything else would be a HOTT game, that would sell as... hot pancakes. xD Damn, too much hotness.
  • oldgrammastinkyfeet - July 9, 2009 12:11 a.m.

    19th!!! Just Kidding... I do wish that nintendo had the guts to make good m games.
  • garnsr - July 8, 2009 8:17 p.m.

    Rock Band needs it just because they need unedited lyrics. I hate Alanis Morissette, but it pisses me off every time I hear "fuck her" cut out.
  • Hurricrane - July 8, 2009 6:06 p.m.

    what happened to the babies? that was a delightfully evil idea

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