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Just because a game gets rated 'Mature' or slapped with an 18 certificate doesn't mean it's going to be grown up and serious and any better than something deemed suitable for younger gamers. However, chances are it is probably going to be more fun, simply because it'll have more violence, more sexy, more swearing, more alcohol. And all of those things, as any responsible adult will tell you, are the main ingredients for a good time. In our opinion, the following games could do with a bit of maturing up.
Warning: Younger readers may find the following article immature.
Look at that image and - hand on heart - tell us it doesn't look a million times more fun than the crap biscuit we were given.
Throw in some drug and alcohol misuse mini-games and a few side-quests of a debauched sexual nature and - voila - the world's first rock 'n' roll simulator.
Grab your gun and some cold brewskis cos it's time for bird killing and bad language in the awesome new Duck Hunt redux: Duck Guts: F*** Yeah!
Would make God of War look like a flower-sniffing chick flick.
We were thinking a full-motion video version along the lines of Trauma Centre: Blood, Guts and Sexy Nurses.
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