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Faces of Death: Disney Edition

Have a seat, children… Now, I know you thought Mickey, Ariel and Pinocchio would last forever, but the harsh reality of gaming is that all characters must eventually die. Often it seems like God is being cruel, yet it’s a fact that anything with a health bar will eventually perish.

Oh, Mickey games sometimes call remaining lives “Tries” and most of the female characters simply disappear or hard cut to a Continue screen, but I assure you not even Goofy can escape death’s icy embrace. Here, have look at some of our favorite kill screens - Don’t try and look away! This is a good thing.

The Lion King


Above: Dead Simba makes Rafiki sad

Fantasia


Above: Suck too much, and the ghost of Mickey will haunt you for the rest of your days

Beauty and the Beast: Roar of the Beast


Above: You could’ve just said “Reset”

Beauty and the Beast (SNES)


Above: You’re not just dead – no one will ever love you!

Gargoyles


Above: Nooooooooooooo

Mickey’s Adventures in Numberland


Above: Don’t be afraid to let down Sheriff Don

17 comments

  • craigkiller - November 26, 2009 8:41 p.m.

    Lmao at the last one XD
  • mimus - September 30, 2009 1:22 a.m.

    Cold shadow was such a dope fucking game!!
  • Hexateuch - September 29, 2009 12:40 a.m.

    How exactly did you manage to have a whole freakin' week of disney and fail to mention EPIC MICKEY?
  • Necron - September 28, 2009 5:09 p.m.

    Wow!! Mickey Mousecapade not only got a game over, it got the BSOD (Blue Screen of Death for those who don't know).
  • Romination - September 27, 2009 4:07 p.m.

    holy crap, gargoyles, i used to watch that all the time, i love the hell out of that game!
  • Koouunn - September 26, 2009 5:03 p.m.

    "so dead u invinsible" i lold at that for a little while nice article
  • lovinmyps3 - September 26, 2009 4:39 p.m.

    Yay! More Disney death!!
  • FalconMbuster - September 25, 2009 10:37 p.m.

    Those are pretty brutal...
  • RatPuncher - September 25, 2009 10:09 p.m.

    Those Beauty and the Beast screens seem like their rubbing salt in the wound: "You died. Also, nobody likes you." reCaptcha: explode ftw. Awesome!
  • EnviromentalDog - September 25, 2009 9:59 p.m.

    As a kid, my eyes would be abit tearful whenever Micky died in Mickey Mania. Damn that arsehole of a moose, man, he was out for fucking blood.
  • unclecharley - September 25, 2009 8:20 p.m.

    Pinocchio: Wouldn't "Death of Conscience" be less archaic and more descriptive of Jiminy's role (in the movie, any way)?
  • Terro - September 25, 2009 7:39 p.m.

    I like the Aladdin game over screens. At least it's better than Mickey's Mousecapades... That is seriously bad.
  • Cyberninja4 - September 25, 2009 7:36 p.m.

    disney really needs to learn how to maek games
  • destroyerofall - September 25, 2009 7:34 p.m.

    Even though they're 2 different species, I'm pretty sure Chip nailed Gadget. Damn slutty rat.
  • conchking - September 25, 2009 7:25 p.m.

    Great Hate for mousecapade.
  • Curtis_Stone - September 25, 2009 6:52 p.m.

    "You’re not just dead – no one will ever love you!" LOL, harsh Disney, just WAY too harsh...
  • Hurricrane - September 25, 2009 6:29 p.m.

    "Even the death screens are prettier" Don't know why but I lold

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