Ivy, Soul Calibur IV
The Look: Dominatrix, hooker, pro-wrestler
The Crime: Slutty

Brawl? She can't even eat a sandwich without falling out. We forgive tons of chicks their low-cut tops every day (if you've got it, flaunt it). But at some point, you've got to put the tits away to get down to business. The gold shoulder pad and elbow guard is kind of the business, but why bother covering your left arm when you're letting it all hang out just about everywhere else? Seriously, she could put an eye out with her boobs - why bother with the sword?