Everything must GO!

Yeah, that’s my desk you see below.

On the verge of collapse, with avalanches occurring almost daily, something clearly has to be done and it can’t wait until Spring Cleaning. So, since this unsightly mountain of swag was accumulated with the sole purpose of giving away to you guys, we’re holding an EVERYTHING MUST GO contest to finally divvy out what was rightfully yours anyway.


Your task? This being the New Year, scribble your 2009 Gaming Resolutions in our Comments Section below and some of my crap could be yours. “In 2009 my resolution is to XXXX more/less/never/always....” blah blahbiddy, blah. Maybe this year you aspire to move up to Expert on Rock Band, to stop drinking in GTA IV, play less Petz games, or even use your Wii... you get the idea.

After your resolution, list three of the things you’d like to win below. Because we’d hate to send out a pair of Deadly Creatures venom-proof handling gloves to someone with no hands. We’ll pick our favorite resolutions and send a bunch of you one of your selected prizes. Post your comment before the 16th and there’s a damned good chance you’ll be one game-related-something richer in the Double Oh Nine.

EVERYTHING MUST GO Contest Ends January 15th. You must be at least 13 years of age and a US resident. One prize per person. Prizes valued somewhere between priceless and worthless. If you’d like to bore yourself with further Contest Rules, by all means, click here.

DVDs x6 - Lost Season 4, South Park Season 11, Superman: Doomsday x2, Batman: Gotham Knight x2 (one per person)

Epic shirts! Featuring Resident Evil, Soulcalibur, Prince of Persia, Pokemon, Devil May Cry, Slimer, various Jinx products and more (one per person)

Midnight Club: Los Angeles prize packs x2 - featuring various stickers, license plate frame, seat belt cover and shirts (one per person)

Mega Man Prize Pack - not sure exactly what’s in it, but it’s a leftover runner-up prize from our Mega Man Contest

Gears of War Prize Pack: Gears of War 2 art book, and Gears of War comic book

Disaster Movie Blu-ray - It’s the 3rd funniest movie trailer parody ever unrated!

Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe Prize Pack - poster, Beginnings origin comic and whatever that thing on the right is

Naruto poster x2 (Two winners, one per person)

Freaky Creatures Prize Pack - stickers, Comic and Cycloper action figure

Warhammer Online: Prelude to War hardbound graphic novel

GTA IV Statue of Happiness - Not available in stores!

Original Xbox NFL Controller! - act now, ‘cause this is going to go fast!

Shrek Super Party and Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude – Two awful games used for Gaming’s Most Important Farty Butts. Own a piece of history! (Gotta be 17 to win Leisure Suit Larry)

PAL VHS Blowout! - Only Fools and Horses Third Series, The Vicar of Dibley Volume One and Complete Second Series! See what all the fuss was about... provided you own a British VCR

Legendary graphic novel x2 (one per person)

Guitar stuff - Fender Guitar strap and stickers

GTA IV Prize Pack - a tw@ mouse pad and giant Rockstar logo sticker

Something that may or may not play games!

Unquantifiable Prize Pack - including lenticular Soulcalibur IV and Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles lanyards, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Xbox 360 faceplate, Lord of The Rings Hobbit Feet, Last Mimzy pin, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 for Game Gear (yes, you read that right), Robopocalypse stickers, fake blood and a plastic bug

Transformers 21-in-1 DS Accessory kit - Yes, 12 of them are stickers, but it does contain headphones and a charger

Aion hats x2 (one per person)

Jan 9, 2009


  • goombaisawesome - January 14, 2009 3:10 a.m.

    I want to finally start getting good at new games. and finally finish SMB3 I would like VG Pocket, Pokemon Tshirt, and the unquantifiable prize pack (If anything in it Sonic 2.)
  • punkmetalmage - January 13, 2009 7:54 p.m.

    my gaming resolution for 2009 is to play more JRPG's I've had enough of Western RPG's... Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Lanyard Midnight Club License Frame Plate South Park Season 11
  • armyguy34 - January 13, 2009 2:45 a.m.

    In 2009, my resolution is to pay more attention to my XBOX 360 and Playstation 3 and to put in some serious hours in Fallout 3. 1. Gears of War prize pack 2. Any bad ass t-shirt, size XXL 3. Lost dvd Thanks
  • pastorgary - January 12, 2009 10:41 p.m.

    My New Year’s Gaming Resolution is to help you clear off your desk. (Being a helpful person has always been my personal forte.) More specifically, my aim is to catch up on some of my most recently purchased and uncompleted games, Prince of Persia, Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction, and Folklore. One additional goal is to remember to go to sleep at a decent hour and not endlessly strolling about Andrew Ryan’s world of Rapture! In order of personal preference, should I be lucky enough to be treated to some of your precious desktop gems, are: 1.) Disaster Movie 2.) Legendary Graphic Novel 3.) Prince of Persia / Resident Evil T-Shirt XL (Always been an R.E. game fan) Thanks greatly and have a happy New Year! P.G.
  • Lara_Croft - January 12, 2009 9:49 p.m.

    my resolution is to become new Lara Croft's official model and star in Tomb Raider movie
  • Johnny6Gun - January 12, 2009 9:46 p.m.

    My resolution? Finally find a job, so I can get my suspended LIVE account active again before SFIV comes out. Having the money to purchase SFIV may also be helpful. Being laid off blows, but compared to missing out on the first real SF in nearly a decade, it's nothing. 1. Talk Radar Guest Spot 2. Mega Man Prize Pack 3. Gotham Knight DVD
  • wasabi31 - January 12, 2009 9:35 p.m.

    my new year's resolution, is to stop watching as many montages. they are addictingg
  • zymn - January 12, 2009 8:53 p.m.

    My resolution is to find and buy a 120 gig hard-drive for my 360. And... hmm... 3 things? ok. 1: World Peace 2: Sweden 3: And a Miss America Position. And everything there of. Definition: I ACTUALLY want either the "Guitar Stuff" (I just got a new guitar, and that stuff would be perfect), the "VG Pocket" (i REALLY want this one, since i lost my DS and PSP, i really have no clue what happened to them, but i'm working on finding them, but i need something to calm me down until then), or an "Aion hat" (don't know why, but i dunno what else to choose...) (And yes, those things ARE more important than world peace. Or even a Miss America position. Now THATS saying something. :P)
  • diablo911 - January 12, 2009 6:56 p.m.

    My new years gaimg resolution would have to be... To play all the good pc games this year to their fullest extent. Not play for 3 hrs and stop. Not some half-assed run through. Just buckle down and make worth of what the developers spent monthes and sometimes years of their lives making. Here's to gaming! My three: Epic shirts - Jinx GTAIV Statue of Happiness Unquantifiable Pirze Pack
  • thumperdh - January 12, 2009 5:35 p.m.

    My New Years resolution is to expand my gamming horizons and try some different genres. For the last 2 years I have only played RPG’s or MMORPG’s , with a small exception for portal, that is all including Oblivion, Guild Wars, Morrowin, Fallout 1-3, Star Wars - Knights of the old Republic, Gothic 3, Archlord, and Hellgate: London. Now I resolve to try something else like strategy, action/adventure, or simulation.
  • BigBossOSE - January 12, 2009 8:22 a.m.

    I want to get more in touch with my retro gamer childhood. This means a few things, including the collecting and completion of classic games. I've already gotten my hands on a PSone, 1st Gen Genesis, and Atari 7800 and about 6 or more games for each. I want to complete every one of them within the next year, while trying to expand my collection to include a working NES and SNES if I can find the money. I've spent so much time in fully-rendered, bump-mapped spaces that somehow I missed out on the simpler joys of games like Comix Zone which don't even allow you to save or input a password. I would love the South Park box, Mega Man box, or the Fender strap & stickers. Thanks, and happy new years.
  • iluvmyDS - January 12, 2009 7:04 a.m.

    My resolution is to finally, for the first time in my life, finish a Zelda and a Final Fantasy game. South Park Season 11, A Soulcalibur shirt, and the Unquantifiable Prize Pack would be nice. Also, captcha = every weiner.
  • DontPanic - January 12, 2009 3:04 a.m.

    Whoops! 1) Prince of Persia Shirt 2) Jinx Shirt 3) Mega Man 9 prize pack
  • mexpunk666 - January 12, 2009 1:18 a.m.

    my resolutions for this year... first off all.. get a job!! second, buy more games!!! thats all.
  • UseAnotherName - January 12, 2009 12:59 a.m.

    notice the dramatic details put into the games i play
  • Niel - January 11, 2009 11:59 p.m.

    R1: Beat "Green Grass and High Tides on Expert guitar. R2: Make an adventure game using ags. Prizes: -Mega Man Pack -Statue of Happiness -Soulcalibur shirt
  • chaosxs - January 11, 2009 8:39 p.m.

    My New Years Resolution is hoping to win a prize from my favorite gaming news website. Which sadly could never sign up til now-_-. And to beat Megaman 9. sidenote-I guess this goes here-Megaman prize pack, Gears of war prize pack and warhammer book
  • Bov11 - January 11, 2009 8:04 p.m.

    My Gaming Resolution for 2009 is lose my stingy attitude towards gaming. For too long, I've bought B-List titles from places like Blockbuster. My resolution is to pay the extra cash for a better game, a Mirrors Edge, or a Fable 2. My 3 Items Are: Mega Man Prize Pack Chargers Controller Legendary Comic Book
  • DawgsFan117 - January 11, 2009 7:46 p.m.

    My new years gaming resolution is to stop hoping that nintendo will focus more on hardcore gamers instead of trying to sell to little kids and old people. It aint gonna happen so I guess ill devote my time to the my PS3 and Xbox 360.
  • ycsm570 - January 11, 2009 7:39 p.m.

    My gaming resolution for this year is to finish some of the games that I've started. I have a terrible habit of playing through most of a game, then moving on to another. I finished most of Lost Odyssey, then my interest shifted to Fallout 3 and Call of Duty: World At War. I'd also like to get into some of the used games I bought from GameStop right after the holidays. BioShock, Mass Effect, and a few other great titles that I missed when they were new. The prizes I would like to receive are: 1)South Park Season 11 2)GTA IV Prize Pack - tw@ mousepad, giant Rockstar sticker 3)GTA IV Statue of Happiness

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