Yeah, that’s my desk you see below.
On the verge of collapse, with avalanches occurring almost daily, something clearly has to be done and it can’t wait until Spring Cleaning. So, since this unsightly mountain of swag was accumulated with the sole purpose of giving away to you guys, we’re holding an EVERYTHING MUST GO contest to finally divvy out what was rightfully yours anyway.
Your task? This being the New Year, scribble your 2009 Gaming Resolutions in our Comments Section below and some of my crap could be yours. “In 2009 my resolution is to XXXX more/less/never/always....” blah blahbiddy, blah. Maybe this year you aspire to move up to Expert on Rock Band, to stop drinking in GTA IV, play less Petz games, or even use your Wii... you get the idea.
After your resolution, list three of the things you’d like to win below. Because we’d hate to send out a pair of Deadly Creatures venom-proof handling gloves to someone with no hands. We’ll pick our favorite resolutions and send a bunch of you one of your selected prizes. Post your comment before the 16th and there’s a damned good chance you’ll be one game-related-something richer in the Double Oh Nine.
EVERYTHING MUST GO Contest Ends January 15th. You must be at least 13 years of age and a US resident. One prize per person. Prizes valued somewhere between priceless and worthless. If you’d like to bore yourself with further Contest Rules, by all means, click here.
DVDs x6 - Lost Season 4, South Park Season 11, Superman: Doomsday x2, Batman: Gotham Knight x2 (one per person)
Epic shirts! Featuring Resident Evil, Soulcalibur, Prince of Persia, Pokemon, Devil May Cry, Slimer, various Jinx products and more (one per person)
Midnight Club: Los Angeles prize packs x2 - featuring various stickers, license plate frame, seat belt cover and shirts (one per person)
Mega Man Prize Pack - not sure exactly what’s in it, but it’s a leftover runner-up prize from our Mega Man Contest
Gears of War Prize Pack: Gears of War 2 art book, and Gears of War comic book
Disaster Movie Blu-ray - It’s the 3rd funniest movie trailer parody ever unrated!
Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe Prize Pack - poster, Beginnings origin comic and whatever that thing on the right is
Naruto poster x2 (Two winners, one per person)
Freaky Creatures Prize Pack - stickers, Comic and Cycloper action figure
Warhammer Online: Prelude to War hardbound graphic novel
GTA IV Statue of Happiness - Not available in stores!
Original Xbox NFL Controller! - act now, ‘cause this is going to go fast!
Shrek Super Party and Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude – Two awful games used for Gaming’s Most Important Farty Butts. Own a piece of history! (Gotta be 17 to win Leisure Suit Larry)
PAL VHS Blowout! - Only Fools and Horses Third Series, The Vicar of Dibley Volume One and Complete Second Series! See what all the fuss was about... provided you own a British VCR
Legendary graphic novel x2 (one per person)
Guitar stuff - Fender Guitar strap and stickers
GTA IV Prize Pack - a tw@ mouse pad and giant Rockstar logo sticker
Something that may or may not play games!
Unquantifiable Prize Pack - including lenticular Soulcalibur IV and Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles lanyards, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Xbox 360 faceplate, Lord of The Rings Hobbit Feet, Last Mimzy pin, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 for Game Gear (yes, you read that right), Robopocalypse stickers, fake blood and a plastic bug
Transformers 21-in-1 DS Accessory kit - Yes, 12 of them are stickers, but it does contain headphones and a charger
Aion hats x2 (one per person)
Jan 9, 2009